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You can't spell "Earwolf podcast" without scatplow fedora
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A patient accused me of improperly amputating his asscheeks, so I offered a rebuttal
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A patient accused me of improperly amputating his asscheeks, so I offered a rebuttal -
Dr. Frankenstein molested me when I was 9. But sure, HE'S not the monster.
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Dr. Frankenstein molested me when I was 9. But sure, HE'S not the monster. -
I guess "you look like a million pounds" is only a compliment in Britain
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I guess "you look like a million pounds" is only a compliment in Britain -
When you're reincarnated as one of the worms that eats your own dead body, that's amoré
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When you're reincarnated as one of the worms that eats your own dead body, that's amoré -
I'd watch an entire Marvel show about their super suits' design, repair, and laundering process
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I'd watch an entire Marvel show about their super suits' design, repair, and laundering process -
Remember when the Coneheads were in the Jake From State Farm commercial? No, you only think of yourself.
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Remember when the Coneheads were in the Jake From State Farm commercial? No, you only think of yourself. -
It's weird that we don't have any nationwide competitions between all 50 states other than "hottest chick"
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It's weird that we don't have any nationwide competitions between all 50 states other than "hottest chick" -
Dad, I wanna visit my ancestral homeland. Whip out your nards
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Dad, I wanna visit my ancestral homeland. Whip out your nards -
Sir Mix-A-Lot really established an unattainable standard for honesty within the Big Butt Liking community
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Sir Mix-A-Lot really established an unattainable standard for honesty within the Big Butt Liking community -
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass. Guess I'll chew bubblegum.
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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass. Guess I'll chew bubblegum. -
Scrappy-Doo was annoying, but he was right - you CAN just beat up the guy in the mask
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Scrappy-Doo was annoying, but he was right - you CAN just beat up the guy in the mask -
Does this movie take place in the Guy Fieri Cinematic Flavorverse?
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Does this movie take place in the Guy Fieri Cinematic Flavorverse? -
Maybe the sun don't shine in YOUR ass
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What did the turkey do to God to get permanent face nards
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What did the turkey do to God to get permanent face nards -
Thanks to inflation, a bird isn't worth shit anymore. Hand OR bush.
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Thanks to inflation, a bird isn't worth shit anymore. Hand OR bush. -
Top 5 Fingers With Access To Your Holes (Number 4 Will SHOCK You)
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Top 5 Fingers With Access To Your Holes (Number 4 Will SHOCK You) -
A man who hated redundancy died this morning. Now he's gone forever, and always will be.
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A man who hated redundancy died this morning. Now he's gone forever, and always will be. -
I like my coffee how I like my women, needlessly complicated in a way that irritates Starbucks employees
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I like my coffee how I like my women, needlessly complicated in a way that irritates Starbucks employees -
No shit, Sherlock. Not until you solve the murder. Then I'll shit wherever you want.
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Mars has two moons so we better be damn sure none of the colonists are werewolves
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Mars has two moons so we better be damn sure none of the colonists are werewolves