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  1. StopEatingBees
    That needle was in Witness Protection. Now it's gonna have to become a pushpin and move to a totally different haystack. Dick.
  2. StopEatingBees
    I saw a Hummer with one tiny clown in it, and that was pretty funny too
  3. StopEatingBees
    Shut the barn door, you're lettin all the wiener out
  4. StopEatingBees
    He's making a list, he's checking it twice, you ain't getting shit if you don't worship Christ
  5. StopEatingBees
    Milk, milk, urinate, round the corner poop is pooped
  6. StopEatingBees
    I'm just a boy, standing in front of a drive-thru speaker, asking it for a quick beejer behind the menu board before my shift starts
  7. StopEatingBees
    Live your life like Scott Stapp, with your pp on the outside
  8. StopEatingBees
    Eh, I've seen bigger Daddies Kane.
  9. StopEatingBees
    I was too lazy to exercise so I just bought pizza for everyone else
  10. StopEatingBees
    If you love someone, let them go. Did you do it? Oh my god, what a rube. Have fun being lonely forever, dumbass
  11. StopEatingBees
    And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
  12. StopEatingBees
    You can't please all the people all the time. Only MouthBot 5000 can do that, and he's getting on in years
  13. StopEatingBees
    Walk up the Stairway to Heaven or fall down it, either way gets you there
  14. StopEatingBees
    Un-pack my fudge, say you love me again
  15. StopEatingBees
    They call me "Sexual Chocolate", because I melt in your mouth, and you have to keep me away from dogs
  16. StopEatingBees
    Whoever kills Carrot Top gets Santa Claused into a slightly beefier Carrot Top body
  17. StopEatingBees
    It's a weird occasion for sure.
  18. StopEatingBees
    Fuck it, continue eating bees, see if I care
  19. StopEatingBees
    Maybe Lucky would be more willing to share his cereal with kids who actually offer to pay for a box
  20. StopEatingBees
    Man, can you imagine if chicken breasts had nipples? Because I can.
  21. StopEatingBees
    It's not cheating if this is the Matrix. Prove it isn't.
  22. StopEatingBees
    Sucks that I have to hop the neighbor's fence just to admire how much greener my grass is
  23. StopEatingBees
    My dad never molested me, but I could tell, even as a child of 8, that it was because I had a huge dong and he didn't
  24. StopEatingBees
    I sent out 50 invites to my edging party last Saturday but no one came
  25. StopEatingBees
    The sexiest thing a man can hear is "I'm never going to an art museum with you again."
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