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  1. StopEatingBees
    Helen Keller flew a plane once, which you don't allow unless you sorta want her to crash
  2. StopEatingBees
    My main criticism of the centaur is this: why can't they kiss when they make love?
  3. StopEatingBees
    I'm better than Hitler but I don't know how to prove it
  4. StopEatingBees
    Thanks to inflation, an ounce of prevention is only worth about an ounce of cure. So, go nuts.
  5. StopEatingBees
    Morse code is a GREAT way to communicate at glory holes
  6. StopEatingBees
    Once I find a bowling pin, some olive oil, and a signed consent form, this scavenger hunt is as good as over!
  7. StopEatingBees
    Shout out to fire, you may have killed my family but you sure grill a tasty steak
  8. StopEatingBees
    I stole a guy's t-shirt and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. And a gander at some sweet man titties
  9. StopEatingBees
    If ninjas are so sneaky then how come we know about em
  10. StopEatingBees
    I eat lightning, but despite my best digestive efforts, I still crap poop.
  11. StopEatingBees
    Periods may stop sentences but they won't stop me.
  12. StopEatingBees
    When you masturbate in the rain, nobody can tell you're crying
  13. StopEatingBees
    If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk. That's when you slip him the roofie
  14. StopEatingBees
    Hand to God, I thought The Plug Bag was a sex thing
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    Hand to God, I thought The Plug Bag was a sex thing

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    I appreciate this solidarity
  16. StopEatingBees
    My prison name was Mitochondria because I was the powerhouse of the cell
  17. StopEatingBees
    Release the Mortal Kombat butthole cut
  18. StopEatingBees
    Like orphans on a swingset, we push each other to greater heights
  19. StopEatingBees
    Instructor says you shouldn't have your balls out while hang gliding, but I dunno, it just feels right
  20. StopEatingBees
    She had a bun in the oven. Man, she sure bakes a tasty bun for a pregnant chick.
  21. StopEatingBees
    Between a Rock and a hard place, is a condom. I got you, Dwayne.
  22. StopEatingBees
    I'm doing my part to promote gender equality by getting paid less than I should be
  23. StopEatingBees
    Gaze longingly, upon mine tight physique, For I work out, and wiggle! And repeat.
  24. StopEatingBees
    If you could take away a typewriter and add a monkey, then you don't really have infinite monkeys
  25. StopEatingBees
    All I'm saying is, if I were Achilles, I'd have worn tougher shoes
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