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  1. StopEatingBees
    When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary sends me to live with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
  2. StopEatingBees
    Well I stand up next to a mountain, and I thwap it down with the edge of my peen
  3. StopEatingBees
    The only thing we have to fear is, the human amygdala. Cut that out and we'll be unstoppable!
  4. StopEatingBees
    It takes two to tango, three to fandango, and four to properly romance a mango
  5. StopEatingBees
    The time jump scared me half to death, and I went back for seconds
  6. StopEatingBees
    I may have gave you pinkeye, but you gave my ass the stink eye
  7. StopEatingBees
    Hi, I'm God. Where should I put this forbidden tree? Right next to the only people on Earth? Sounds like a plan.
  8. StopEatingBees
    A snitch, in time, saves nine, but gets stitches
  9. StopEatingBees
    People who live in glass houses shouldn't helicopter dick, seriously, please stop helicopter dicking
  10. StopEatingBees
    Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me for my millions of dollars or my mammoth dong
  11. StopEatingBees
    They call me Fortnight, I keep getting played because I'm two week
  12. StopEatingBees
    Theseus entered the second labyrinth to slay the female Minotaur, alas! He was unable to locate the Clitaurus
  13. StopEatingBees
    I've always believed that the most noble aspect of any man is the dingaling
  14. StopEatingBees
    Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong. Whoa, you're taking me WHERE? Nooo no no no
  15. StopEatingBees
    What is the sound of one cheek clapping?
  16. StopEatingBees
    The sun is, hands-down, the coolest entity that has ever offered me raisins
  17. StopEatingBees
    If God can do anything can he drown a fish
  18. StopEatingBees
    FOR SALE: Baby shoes. Footless baby.
  19. StopEatingBees
    It's not what it looks like! Unless it looks like I'm graverobbing Abe Vigoda's wiener.
  20. StopEatingBees
    The world can't be a vampire, who ever heard of a flat vampire
  21. StopEatingBees
    Hi, I'm Foghorn Leghorn's sexually adventurous cousin, Peghorn Gayporn
  22. StopEatingBees
    Could Moses deliver a DiGiorno to the Promised Land
  23. StopEatingBees
    I mean, probably
  24. StopEatingBees
    When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go to hell
  25. StopEatingBees
    I like my women the way I like my coffee, enjoyed by someone else while I listen at the door and softly weep
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