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Everything posted by StopEatingBees
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Ants in your pants isn't cool. You know what's cool? Double A batteries in your bodily cavities.
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Ants in your pants isn't cool. You know what's cool? Double A batteries in your bodily cavities. -
Past the teeth & over the gums, WTF Dad I'm calling the cops
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Past the teeth & over the gums, WTF Dad I'm calling the cops -
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I just, I just like collecting rocks
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Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I just, I just like collecting rocks -
Ladies, PLEASE, you're both disgusting
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The glass isn't half-full, my pee is just double-glassed. Now quit doing math and drink.
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The glass isn't half-full, my pee is just double-glassed. Now quit doing math and drink. -
It's a bird! It's a plane! So?
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If I have to beg and plead for sodomy, I don't mind, cuz I'm into bottoming, ain't too proud to peg
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If I have to beg and plead for sodomy, I don't mind, cuz I'm into bottoming, ain't too proud to peg -
A fantastical creature with the head of a baby hippo, and the body of a dead baby hippo
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A fantastical creature with the head of a baby hippo, and the body of a dead baby hippo -
You're telling me a galactic Lovecraftian horror fried this rice
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You're telling me a galactic Lovecraftian horror fried this rice -
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's just illegal to make them fight, Steve
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's just illegal to make them fight, Steve- 1 reply
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One. Two. Three. Four. Come on baby, sing it with me! Five. Six. Seven. Cancer.
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Fuck, I sang it -
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is 3008, and Juliet is 2000 & late
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But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is 3008, and Juliet is 2000 & late -
When in doubt, whip it out. 911? Better run.
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When in doubt, whip it out. 911? Better run. -
Your Tinder profile says you love commitment, but now that the bus is here, you need change? Walk home, liar.
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Your Tinder profile says you love commitment, but now that the bus is here, you need change? Walk home, liar. -
Be a trustful Russell, not a suspicious Aloysius.
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Be a trustful Russell, not a suspicious Aloysius. -
Oh, you played stupid games and won stupid prizes? What's it like to be a WINNER, you complainy chode?
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Oh, you played stupid games and won stupid prizes? What's it like to be a WINNER, you complainy chode? -
Flamin' Hot Cheetos in the streets, Freezin' Cold Cheetos in the sheets
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Flamin' Hot Cheetos in the streets, Freezin' Cold Cheetos in the sheets -
My favorite part of Funky Cold Medina is when Tone Loc gets fucked by a dog
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My favorite part of Funky Cold Medina is when Tone Loc gets fucked by a dog -
What are we gonna do tonight? The same thing we do every night, pinky... the Shocker's dirty work
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What are we gonna do tonight? The same thing we do every night, pinky... the Shocker's dirty work -
"I was five seconds away from retirement," I lamented, backing away from the ledge
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"I was five seconds away from retirement," I lamented, backing away from the ledge -
I'm not a doctor, I just play one in a hospital! Many people have died.
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I'm not a doctor, I just play one in a hospital! Many people have died. -
Is that a boner in your pocket or is your penis just happy to be engorged
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Is that a boner in your pocket or is your penis just happy to be engorged