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  1. StopEatingBees
    On spaghettooooo
  2. StopEatingBees
    It was caramelized As it tumbled up, down, and across, From the heavens came the marinara sauce, On spaghetto
  3. StopEatingBees
    The last thing I want to do is upset you. The first thing I want to do is lull you into a false sense of security.
  4. StopEatingBees
    Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to fuck your wife, there's a cuck moon on the rise
  5. StopEatingBees
    If you're Zen Buddhist and you know it, clap your hand
  6. StopEatingBees
    Twenty-three men stabbeth Caesar, Twas a gruesome ballad, And grave injustices abound, For none did toss his salad.
  7. StopEatingBees
    If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, wait 10 days and repeat. Love is weakness.
  8. StopEatingBees
    Following your dreams SOUNDS great until you have to cook dinner with a crab who's also your mom, plus your dick falls off
  9. StopEatingBees
    It's noon & I'm Zoomin' my pubes like Toobin, I'm only human
  10. StopEatingBees
    I never graduated fifth grade, and look at me! I'm up to my bathing suit area in baginas
  11. StopEatingBees
    So I guess the other 98% of milk is farts
  12. StopEatingBees
    I went to a topless bar yesterday, they really gotta put a roof on that place
  13. StopEatingBees
    I asked her to play Fuck Marry Kill where I'm the only option, and she agreed. I'm getting married, you guys!
  14. StopEatingBees
    Rectum? I'd love to, I know him very well.
  15. StopEatingBees
    My stepdad came to my piano recital, hard
  16. StopEatingBees
    To be touched by a man with purpose in his hands, hide dog treats in your ass at the airport
  17. StopEatingBees
    Anus is the center hole
  18. StopEatingBees
    A fun time with jellyfish, or a cure from your bladder. Like a short electrician, I wish for the latter.
  19. StopEatingBees
    So Mr. Piper, you mean to tell me and our esteemed jury that the peppers were already pickled when you picked them? J'accuse!
  20. StopEatingBees
    Oliver Klozoff, Amanda Hugginkiss, When I was callin' Moe's, man, I couldn't picture this
  21. StopEatingBees
    Actions speak louder than words, if you're a shitty writer
  22. StopEatingBees
    Give a man a fish, and he'll beat you to death with it. His name was Fishy McMurder, and now he's unstoppable.
  23. StopEatingBees
    Make like you swallowed some poisonous fugu, and eat my butt like the antidote's doodoo Forgive me, ancestors
  24. StopEatingBees
    If yes'es and no's were camels and toes, we'd all have a labial wedgie
  25. StopEatingBees
    I'm just a man, standing in front of a DeLorean, asking if it wants to birth my Disney+ baby
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