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  1. StopEatingBees
    A baby gave me a high five the other day. That kid is gonna be SO COOL when he's born
  2. StopEatingBees
    Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can their gentle pendulous swaying hypnotize me to stop smoking?
  3. StopEatingBees
    It's not the size that counts, and it's not how you use it. It's your relationship with your father
  4. StopEatingBees
    Hot girls get all the good summers
  5. StopEatingBees
    All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel. I set him up & recorded it all. This feels illegal.
  6. StopEatingBees
    Hey buddy, don't blow smoke up my ass. Smoke goes in the FACE. VODKA goes up the ass.
  7. StopEatingBees
    15 minutes could save your immortal soul from eternal damnation, but I guess car insurance matters too
  8. StopEatingBees
    The horny bird catches the clap, wrap your worms fellas
  9. StopEatingBees
    It is not enough to ketchup, others must turd
  10. StopEatingBees
    That's one small step for a man, one WHOA WHOSE BANANA PEEL IS THIS
  11. StopEatingBees
    Life is like a box of chocolates. Leave it in a hot car on a summer day and it's all over.
  12. StopEatingBees
    Don't put words in my mouth, unless that word is pizza, penis, or whiskey
  13. StopEatingBees
    Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, I had a TurboGrafx but it wasn't worth a piss
  14. StopEatingBees
    Should've gone with Neo Geo
  15. StopEatingBees

    Get it? Got it? Gonorrhea.

    StopEatingBees posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Get it? Got it? Gonorrhea.
  16. StopEatingBees
    If you love something, let it go. If you like it as a friend, PLEASE just throw it a handy? ONCE? TAMMY?
  17. StopEatingBees
    I named my dog Fire and lost him in a crowded theater. Guess he's gone forever.
  18. StopEatingBees
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere! Not here though, so I guess I'm just an alcoholic.
  19. StopEatingBees
    Your butthole may be analog but these fingers are digital
  20. StopEatingBees
    You put your hands upon my throat When you choke, I choke, we choke
  21. StopEatingBees
    I submit catchphrases with my left hand, that way it feels like someone else is a failure
  22. StopEatingBees
    Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no. But perhaps yes!
  23. StopEatingBees
    You don't have to be cooking spaghetti to throw it at a wall, live your life
  24. StopEatingBees
    Dance like nobody's watching, and poop loudly in public stalls
  25. StopEatingBees
    A jellyfish stung me on the tongue, gimme that sweet golden medicine
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