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  1. StopEatingBees
    You are the dancing queef, Young and sweet, only seven teeth
  2. StopEatingBees
    Here is the church, here is the steeple, open your butt & release all the fecal
  3. StopEatingBees
    Proof of the devil is in the pudding details
  4. StopEatingBees
    Actually, I think I just like you as a friend in the time of cholera
  5. StopEatingBees
    Why do birds fall down from the sky, every time you walk by? Take a shower for God's sake.
  6. StopEatingBees
    In the land of the one-thrust busters, the two-pump chump is king
  7. StopEatingBees
    I'm a bitch, I'm a lover killed my dad, banged my mother
  8. StopEatingBees
    Don't cry because it's over, smile because you still have plenty of teeth left!
  9. StopEatingBees
    I'm a warlock named Sloppy Joe, but all the bitches call me Man Witch
  10. StopEatingBees
    Oh, I see, whenever he does something nice he's YOUR god
  11. StopEatingBees
    When crime is afoot, the members of Hanson transform and lock together to form the mighty MmmBOT
  12. StopEatingBees
    Excuse me Ms. Mermaid? I'm the clam that used to live in your bra. Just came back for my stuff.
  13. StopEatingBees
    The Creepy Crawlers goop vapor in my lungs recognizes the Creepy Crawlers goop vapor in yours
  14. StopEatingBees
    Making love to you was never second best. Not first, either.
  15. StopEatingBees
    I like some Beethoven, I like some Pachelbel I like some combination Beethoven and Pachelbel
  16. StopEatingBees
    If you can't handle me at my worst, you probably wouldn't be thrilled by my best either, they're pretty similar
  17. StopEatingBees
    Don't make the trolley do all the work, kill the last guy yourself
  18. StopEatingBees
    Sex is like a really cool Pokemon card. I don't have any and I really want some
  19. StopEatingBees
    The rain in Spain stays mainly in Grazalema, averaging around 31 inches per year
  20. StopEatingBees
    Mary had a little lamb until she met the mutton man
  21. StopEatingBees
    Maybe the monsters hide under your bed because you're so loud and terrifying
  22. StopEatingBees
    I ate the magic beans, went to lay an egg & ended up jackin' the beanstalk
  23. StopEatingBees
    Past the teeth and over the gums, look out Mary, the Lord is come
  24. StopEatingBees
    Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name. No, not home! A bar! With scientologists!
  25. StopEatingBees
    If Debbie did a double-decker Dallas dickin', how many Dallas dicks did Debbie double-deck? Good luck, Scott
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