StopEatingBees

This must already be a rap lyric.

Cream on my eggs like yo name Cadbury

My jizz just hit the floor and spelled out the word "help." Man, those little guys are organized.

I'm pretty sure if you blew air into your peehole, your ballsack would inflate. I mean, don't do it, but, that's what I think would happen.

I don't see the glass as half-empty OR half-full. I drink from the BOTTLE. Like a MAN.

Give a man a fish, and he'll fuck it. Film a man fucking a fish, and he'll pay you to keep it a secret.

In the back of all our heads, the McDonald's "Fish McBites" jingle lurks in the shadows.

Using the angel on your shoulder as a sex toy is nice but the devil REALLY knows his way around up there

The lunatic is on the grass. Can't you read the sign? Keep off the grass! Freakin lunatic.

Technically if the group of men you're insulting are brothers, the proper plural would be "sons of a bitch"

That which does not kill you, try, try again.

When I said "use the force", I guess what I meant was "call the police"

Everybody Poops, but most people don't go for distance. You're special.

How do you measure the worth of a man? In dollars? In virtues? In inches of ham?

Crying is not a sign of weakness, unless you're a guy

They say if your fist is larger than your asshole, you have AIDS. Guess I'm ok.

Come on down to Clucky's Chicken Depot to find either a fun new pet or a burrito ingredient. Sometimes it really do be either/or.

Mr. Ed was a horse whose job was to eat peanut butter and become famous, what a life

I opened Pandora's box, and it was just her dick in there

Therapist said to approach life like a video game, so I crushed him and used his coins to buy a new life

Here at Snoop National Bank, we'll make sure you stay "laid back" while your money is on your mind.

You TOLD me if I wanna be your lover, I had to get with your friends! I don't understand what you're mad about

Oh yeah? Well, you know what ELSE isn't allowed near public schools? PRAYER.

They call me "Minute Rice" because I'm finished in 60 seconds and sometimes people put electronic devices in me

I'm more than just a set of great tits, I've also got a second set of tits around the back that are just ok