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  1. StopEatingBees
    We'll be unstoppable
  2. StopEatingBees
    I feel you, soup. I, too, thicken when starches are added
  3. StopEatingBees
    Oh man, I just took a dump on Jack Dorsey's desk
  4. StopEatingBees
    Like sands through the hourglass, so are the normal-sized rocks in this huge hourglass
  5. StopEatingBees
    If that fat lady don't sing, it's over when I buy you a diamond ring
  6. StopEatingBees
    Not saying my teacher was hot but me and my friends all got straight D's that year
  7. StopEatingBees
    The safest place to be during a Jackie Chan attack is inside his fist
  8. StopEatingBees
    I've said it before and I'll say it again, Dillard's is the place to poop in public
  9. StopEatingBees
    Well, I cracked corn, and I ate world. What's next up on the docket for ol' Jimmy?
  10. StopEatingBees
    All in all you're just another kick in the balls
  11. StopEatingBees
    I came here to chew gum and kick ass. Maybe just the gum, I brought a lot of gum.
  12. StopEatingBees
    If you rolled a grenade under the stall door, maybe I'd finish faster
  13. StopEatingBees
    "Maybe I'll go into hentai, maybe not," said Heisenberg's Uncertainty Tentacle
  14. StopEatingBees
    Why is 6 afraid of 7? Racism.
  15. StopEatingBees
    There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. Sure. THAT, she'll swallow.
  16. StopEatingBees
    I hope my balls never find out that I'm not the suave lothario they've been led to believe I am
  17. StopEatingBees
    Somewhere out there, there's still whole rooms of people who Zack Morris never unfroze
  18. StopEatingBees
    Nobody ever talks about the ball-peen hammer despite being hilarious
  19. StopEatingBees
    If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge the draft
  20. StopEatingBees
    Pain is temporary. Pride is temporary. We're all going to die, and it's a miracle.
  21. StopEatingBees
    Take your balls out at the urinal to let the other guys know you mean business
  22. StopEatingBees
    As my grandpa said on his deathbed, "Get me off of this deathbed!"
  23. StopEatingBees
    Erwin Schrodinger put his dick in a box & it became both hard and soft
  24. StopEatingBees
    How many monkeys you think Tarzan boned before Jane showed up? It's not zero.
  25. StopEatingBees
    Hey baby, do you have a beef carpet? And if so, does it match your curtains? Because you got those.
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