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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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I was vegan for twelve years, then I bit my tongue
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And then God said unto Abraham, "I'm bored, go Gallagher your kid on top of a mountain or whatever"
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? I'm burning because of you. I'm a vampire and you gave me gonorrhea.
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I guess both of Luke Skywalker's hands feel like someone else when he's crankin it
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The sponsors of this episode are all Nazi sympathizers, so shop accordingly
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If you can't handle me at my worst, you must not be immune to lava. I'm made of lava at my worst.
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The difference between me and Humpty Dumpty is, I'm alive. And not an egg. And I don't live under fealty to an incompetent monarch.
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I tried to blow bubbles and hug babies, instead I hugged bubbles and went to prison forever
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A hunter fired his gun once and shot a John, a Cougar, and a Mellencamp. How is this possible?
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A movie that follows the full bushes of a tight-knit group of 20-somethings while a genuinely affecting romantic comedy plays out above them
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A stranger is just a friend whose windowless van you haven't gotten into yet
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Hey buddy, there's only three things I'm allergic to - onions, carrots, and being slowly boiled alive in a man-sized cauldron of cannibal soup
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Oh, you like the stock market and guys with ED? Well I've got some Microsoft for you
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No animals were harmed in the making of this film, except for when we called them eight legged freaks, that did sting a bit
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Tonight girl, it's just you, me, and You, Me, & Dupree
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RIP Uncle Robin, he's molesting cherubs in heaven now
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Can't come in today boss, I got the urethra queefs
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What the hell are you singing about pie for? Two talented men died on that plane, Donald!
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As R. Kelly said during jellyfish season, don't worry, you'll be fine
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