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If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have crunchy conjunctions
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Like a good neighbor, State Farm pretends not to smell all that pot you're smoking
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There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's theft
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Hush little baby, don't say a word, I'm way too high for that sort of conversation
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Kiss begins with Kay, you see, but every piss begins with Pee
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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, call the hospital, I'm clearly tripping balls
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How many of those melons you think Gallagher had sex with before the show? It isn't none.
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God created balls just to give comedians something they'll never be funnier than
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I once borrowed a hat from Jason Mraz, now I'm just him
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Ants eat cum. What you do with that information is up to you, but there is no righteous path forward from here.
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I can't shake this mental image of Rainn Wilson as Galactus
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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho and time to clear my browser history
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Snitches in time get stitches in time, and it doesn't even save them nine
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Poor privilege is when a roach scurries across your foot and you just greet him by name. Sup Gavin
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Hey now, MISTER E. Cheese is my father! W... um, WAS... my father. I- I'm sorry, it's still pretty new. Anyway, I'm, uh... I'm Chuck.
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"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results", I said while masturbating
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I've never looked into what a Hoochie Coochie Man actually is. Even as a child I knew it was none of my business.
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If you're cold, they're cold. Put your balls away.
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If you can't beat 'em, you just need to get better at nunchucks
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They better shoot another gorilla soon, I need a good reason to take my dick out
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Find a penny, screw the luck, leave it there, cuz pennies suck
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Not all who wander are lost. For example, I myself am looking for dead bodies
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