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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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First they came for the gays, and I did not speak up, because my mouth was full of dong
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Amelia Bedelia killed Humpty Dumpty because she had to make egg drop soup
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Couldn't find the dog that bit me, but I've got the hair of several dogs that I bit
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Being a vending machine snack is like waiting to get pushed off a cliff by your evil twin
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, which wasn't yellow when I got there. High five.
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I know Mom's not around anymore, so I'm just gonna have to suck it twice as hard, for both of us
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Ever try to start your car with your house key? Embarrassing. But what if it worked?
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Help, a guy fooled me twice within a matter of seconds and I'm not sure who to shame on
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Baloney is just Meat Roll-Ups, and personally, I'm ready for some Meat By The Foot to hit the market
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Shave the proposal into your chest hair, then make her fish the engagement ring out of your wild, unkempt bush
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The best three things to buy together are ipecac, laxatives, and a stopwatch
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I was gonna go to college, but in the end, I just put a little mercury in everyone else's coffee instead.
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Vegetables are good in stew, but some fit best inside of you
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Beethoven's 7th Symphony is incredible overall, but his 2nd Movement is the shit
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The Kinder Egg is both chocolate AND curiosity, and as such, it's got the skills to kill ALL your pets.
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I'd imagine the statute of limitations has already expired for whoever let the dogs out in 2000
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Therapist just showed me 8 pictures of his butthole. He said they're ink blots but I know b-hole when I see it
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Daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to shut up while I'm watching Ant-Man
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If man were meant to have sex, God would've gave him a wiener. Wait, you guys all got wieners? What the hell, God?
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Bees dance to communicate because any misinformation would spell disaster for the hive, and everyone knows hips don't lie
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I had melted breakfast cheese in my mustache for four hours and none of y'all told me
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Why would I limit myself to one burial site when there's chainsaws
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