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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair! Dis pair of nuts!
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Maybe the head that wears the crown wouldn't be so heavy if you didn't keep skipping Neck Day at the gym
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The Devil whispered in my ear, "You're not strong enough to survive the storm." Instant boner. Damn he's sexy.
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They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar, and say "How'd a duck learn to play piano?"
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I found the clit but the instructions are all in Swedish
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Hey, are you the 90° part of a right triangle? Because your two friends are a-cute
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I'm not always on the edge of my seat, but when I am, it's a bicycle seat. And it's working my taint like the Konami code
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I can feel it coming in the air tonight! Just please don't get any on my glasses this time
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Necessity is the mother of invention, but who's the father? We'll find out next on an all-new Maury
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I heard there was a secret chord, it was pretty bad, the Lord shit His pants
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A dance crew walks into a bar, and they get SERVED
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It's 5 o'clock somewhere, get me a drink! But it's also breakfast somewhere, so put eggs in it.
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I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? NyQuil
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One of us tells only truth, the other only lies! The admission of which... sorta means I'm the truth guy. Dammit. Just go left.
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Don't think of it as losing a kidney, think of it as gaining a tub full of ice
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Quoth the raven, "Go to bed Edgar, it's midnight you spooky bitch"
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I'm too lazy to finish the Hokey Pokey, but I really need my right hand back to eat this frosting with
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Separating fact from fiction is easy. To separate fat from friction, now that takes powders.
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Batman is the only member of the Justice League who I don't think would chow down on the puss
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Wait, if this is lipstick, then where's my dog's wiener? Hoo boy, I've gotta warn Rachel
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Babies are a lot like testicles, in that kicking them does nothing to counteract state-sponsored terror
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The only difference between me and Superman is a costume made of dodgeball skin, and superpowers
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Whether in the business world or the subway station, always look out for number one
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Don't CRY because it's over, SMILE because you found family porn in your stepmom's browser history
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Hell is for children, so for legal reasons I guess I can't really go there after all
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