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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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Wake up Maggie, I think I've got something to say to you. Also the cops are here because you're a pedophile
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God only hooked up with a virgin because it was his first time too
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I can relate, child of an irritable alcoholic parent hurling beer mugs at you - I also dodged the draft a couple times before it finally got me.
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Yo mama so charitable she spells words wrong on purpose so she can donate the Type O to the Red Cross
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Did you fall from Heaven? Because if so, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
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If you like the pants I keep in my pantry, you'll love what I've got in my country
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My mind is tellin' me no, but my body... Oh. Actually, it turns out they both say no.
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Pepsi was found dead in its apartment Friday night, guess it WASN'T okay
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Jesus Dr. Melman, the last guy who filled my cavities just wanted 20 bucks and a ride home
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Thanks to repetition, my happiness is now inexorably linked to hand clapping. It hurts so much
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I had a great idea for a sex toy company until Beyond Meat came along and stole my name
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After all these years, I still set a plate for my dad every Thanksgiving. Which he eats, because he's still alive. Unlike your shitty dad
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I wish I may, I wish I might, fellatio a fish tonight
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All I said was "Craisin Bran" and Mark Cuban shot me in the knee with a crossbow
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Every journey starts with a single step. That's also how they end. Therefore it's impossible to know which is which. Just sit back down.
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The devil's in the details, but it's ok because Link is in the description and he's got the Master Sword
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Fuck, I did one that was already a Parks and Rec joke, how do I delete shit
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This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by the implausible monetization of basically nothing
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For every spider you eat in your sleep, there's a hundred more you're not eating
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The candle that burns twice as bright is indicative of a worsening gas leak, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW
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maybe werewolves are just mad because they also get their periods around that time
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You can lead this horse to water, AND make it drink. This horse will do anything you ask, so get weird with it.
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It takes one to know one, but no one to blow one. To go down on one's wiener, I mean. There's products for that.
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It's not what you think Your Honor, my son was missing, and the photo of his conception was the only picture we could find
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