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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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I'm not a doctor, I just play one in a hospital! Many people have died.
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Is that a boner in your pocket or is your penis just happy to be engorged
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In a warm, enticing stoneware bowl, a juicy little tender meatball rolls, on spaghetto
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The last thing I want to do is upset you. The first thing I want to do is lull you into a false sense of security.
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Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to fuck your wife, there's a cuck moon on the rise
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If you're Zen Buddhist and you know it, clap your hand
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 Twenty-three men stabbeth Caesar, Twas a gruesome ballad, And grave injustices abound, For none did toss his salad.
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If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, wait 10 days and repeat. Love is weakness.
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Following your dreams SOUNDS great until you have to cook dinner with a crab who's also your mom, plus your dick falls off
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It's noon & I'm Zoomin' my pubes like Toobin, I'm only human
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I never graduated fifth grade, and look at me! I'm up to my bathing suit area in baginas
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I went to a topless bar yesterday, they really gotta put a roof on that place
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I asked her to play Fuck Marry Kill where I'm the only option, and she agreed. I'm getting married, you guys!
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To be touched by a man with purpose in his hands, hide dog treats in your ass at the airport
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A fun time with jellyfish, or a cure from your bladder. Like a short electrician, I wish for the latter.
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So Mr. Piper, you mean to tell me and our esteemed jury that the peppers were already pickled when you picked them? J'accuse!
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Oliver Klozoff, Amanda Hugginkiss, when I was callin' Moe's, man, I couldn't picture this
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Actions speak louder than words, if you're a shitty writer
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Give a man a fish, and he'll beat you to death with it. His name was Fishy McMurder, and now he's unstoppable.
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Make like you swallowed some poisonous fugu, and eat my butt like the antidote's doodoo
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If yes'es and no's were camels and toes, we'd all have a labial wedgie
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I'm just a man, standing in front of a DeLorean, asking if it wants to birth my Disney+ baby
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