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The Hamburglar seems like a pretty bad guy until you meet the Double Cheesemurder and his friend, Contempt of Quarter-Pounder
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Could Bruce Lee have beaten up a male silverback gorilla? Yeah, probably. Let's just start the show.
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An eye for an eye leaves the whole world with kickass eyepatches and sweet bar stories
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It's not the size of the thing that counts, it's the relative size of the thing you're shoving it into
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If I could bring three books with me to a deserted island, they'd be "Reading Is For Nerds" and two copies of "Just Give Up"
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You don't have to wait for a serial killer to yell at you in his murder hole, you can just USE lotion.
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It's better to have loved and lost than dropped a glove and ran from cops
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If you die during your midlife crisis, what were you really having?
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Hi, I'm Jesus, I'm a carpenter! Want a table, a chair, a house, or a cross? Those are all the things we've invented so far!
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I thought I saw Odysseus in a crowd once, but it turned out to be nobody
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Though men of sim'lar visage crowd mine eyes/ The genuine Slim Shady doth arise
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I didn't think Jeopardy would influence my life, but I just answered my phone in the form of a question.
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What makes for a good funeral? Remains to be seen.
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Really? You're falling in love? Right in front of my salad?
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Have you ever tried putting lipstick on a pig? It ain't easy.
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If a pot boils in a forest and no one's around to watch it, does it boil? Yes, I just said it does.
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When there's somethin' strange/ in your field of corn/ who ya gonna call? Cropdusters
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Now that we've discovered water on the moon, the tides have turned
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The big toe on my left foot and my upper-left quadrant of bush are throbbing in tandem, how do they know each other?
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For a guy who claims he can't live with or without you, Bono sure is alive.
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You may get top billing, Alvin, but you're still a chipmunk goddammit!
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It is a tale/ told by an idiot, full of fastness and fury/ signifying that cars are sweet
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