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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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You can't spell macchiato without "a", as in, I would like "a" macchiato
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Hi, I'm Molly. This is my friend Mary Jane, and that's my cousin Opioids McPCP. She's an alcoholic.
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All I said was "miners really know how to work the shaft" and now I need bail money? I thought this was America!
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A cigarette rests between her tits, Wtf is with that shit, It is the wrong way
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I dig two graves before I dig two graves, and then I dig two more
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You may not like it, but THIS is what peak male performance sounds like.
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I just wanna have a drinking problem, a troubled past, & nothing left to lose, WITHOUT also having to fight crime
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Goldilocks would have LOVED the taint. Not too ass, not too balls. Just right.
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When the spoon hits your eye, Like a spoon in your eye, That's an eyespoon
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At the butt crack, it's/ A little old place, where cheeks/ Can clap together
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Changing the lyrics from "Love Shack" to "Butt Crack" somehow makes that song more family friendly
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Find a penny, pick it up, now wash your hands, 'twas in my butt
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Hey girl, I see a cracked pelvis in your future... Don't get in the cab! It doesn't make it through the intersection in time! I DIDN'T ASK FOR THESE POWERS!
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The Purge is coming up, I am gonna insider trade SO HARD
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You're thinking of Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, the mongoose. I'M Frikki-Dikki-Daddy, the domgoose.
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Rockabye baby, in the tree top, did you do this, Steve? I'm calling the cops
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Pegasus may not have a horn but he sure knows how to peg a bro
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Jesus wants me, this I know, for he told me "Te quiero"
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Some people call me a beta soyboy. Some call me the gangster of cuck. Some people call me morose. Wah wah.
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The camera loves you, but the boom mic thinks it can do better
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Look at this phonograph, the cylinders it used were made of wax
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The only true knowledge is in knowing that you know way too much about Marvel
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