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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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My therapist thought I'd get him fired someday with a Freudian slip, but I never have! Guess I sure showed HIM my butthole at knifepoint.
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Wish I could tell my coworkers about how I came on the pants I'm wearing without things getting weird, it's a REAL funny story
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I'm every woman, it's all in me. We all went to the bathroom together and it turned out to be a teleporter, now we're a unified physical amalgamate
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Oh, did Stephen Hawking have a wheelchair? I'm sorry, I don't SEE furniture.
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Boss Baby is completely unrealistic. You could just kick his ass
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I'd like porn better if they didn't always cut out the scene where they fall in love
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It's not the size of the wave, it's the size of your penis. Why would you even bring up the ocean when we're about to do it
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I'm hung like a horse, so suck it dry and lead me to water
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At 8:00 pm Tuesday night, the Hamburglar was put to death. A special sauce tear rolls down the cheek of Mayor McCheese. He was loved - truly loved- and always would be.
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Man, it's weird how every ghost is a great speller
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So long Charleston, I'm not wild about your dance but you make one hell of a chew
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A Crippling Fear Of The Unknown: It's not just for breakfast anymore
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If Jesus were white they'd have probably just let him go
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I feel like even a one-nation army would stand a pretty good chance of repelling Jack White
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When there was only one stream of bubbles, it was then that I was drowning you
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The Washington Monument is a nice dick building, but for me, it's all about Van Buren's Chode
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If there's infinite parallel universes, there must be one where there aren't any parallel universes, which means WE'RE that universe. Do we have any more potÂ
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McGruff takes a bite out of crime. It's meaty. Flavorful. Decadent. He can't go back to kibble. Not now.
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Bob Barker loves tantric sex because he can get as close as possible without going over
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Climate change isn't going to kill us all. I myself am going to be pushed off a building by a robot with human emotions
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I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't payin' for those glass slippers
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