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I feel you, soup. I, too, thicken when starches are added
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I fell into a bottomless pit but it's just a shallow ditch full of dudes with their dicks hanging out. I love it here.
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I found the clit but the instructions are all in Swedish
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I guess "you look like a million pounds" is only a compliment in Britain
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I guess asking my doctor "is it in yet" says more about my asshole than it does about his finger
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I guess Batman is cool to be out all night because he doesn't have a bedtime anymore
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I guess both of Luke Skywalker's hands feel like someone else when he's crankin it
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I guess Margot Frank's diary must've been pretty meat & potatoes
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I guess my brain on drugs is a lot like a frying egg, they both happen around breakfast.
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I guess what I miss most about the womb is fist bumping my dad's dick
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I guess when I heard Cupid would shoot his love arrows at me, I didn't picture a metaphor
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I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? Heroin. Hi, I'm The Temptations, and the only needle I'm tempted by, is on my record player
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I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? NyQuil
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I had a great idea for a sex toy company until Beyond Meat came along and stole my name
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I had melted breakfast cheese in my mustache for four hours and none of y'all told me
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I heard there was a secret chord, it was pretty bad, the Lord shit His pants
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I heard Urkel contracted polio. It's a rare condition, this day and age.
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I hired a Japanese landscaper & he pixelated all my bushes
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I hope my balls never find out that I'm not the suave lothario they've been led to believe I am
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I installed a window on the Schrodinger's cat box, YOU'RE WELCOME
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I instantly punch every swan in the face on the off chance that it's actually Zeus in a swan costume, and so should you
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I just wanna have a drinking problem, a troubled past, & nothing left to lose, WITHOUT also having to fight crime
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I killed and ate that cereal leprechaun. He was tragically delicious
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I know Mom's not around anymore, so I'm just gonna have to suck it twice as hard, for both of us
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