StopEatingBees
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Don't make the trolley do all the work, kill the last guy yourself
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Don't put words in my mouth, unless that word is pizza, penis, or whiskey
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Don't tell me whether or not I bury survivors, you don't know my life
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Don't think of it as losing a kidney, think of it as gaining a tub full of ice
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Don't you just hate when you try to deliver a baby and it turns out to be DiGiorno
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Dorothy really shit the bed ditching Oz to go home to Kansas, those shoes were worth at least $8 million.
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Dr. Frankenstein molested me when I was 9. But sure, HE'S not the monster.
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Early to bed and early to rise, Makes a man reckless breakfast with fries
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Eat at Freud's, I recommend the deep dick pizza. I mean dish.
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Eat your enemy's heart to gain his courage. His brain, to steal his wisdom. His balls, because they're delicious.
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Eat, Pray, Love. Good book. Even better reverse mantis porn.
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Erwin Schrodinger put his dick in a box & it became both hard and soft
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Ever try to start your car with your house key? Embarrassing. But what if it worked?
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Every hole is a glory hole if you're not afraid of getting your dongle chomped by a wild beast of the land or sea
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Every journey starts with a single step. That's also how they end. Therefore it's impossible to know which is which. Just sit back down.
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Every little thing she does is magic. Burn her! Burn the witch!
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Every sexual experience is an orgy if you count the millions of microscopic tardigrades getting laid in your eyebrows
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Everybody knows you've gotta jerk off before any big court date. Also during.
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Everybody Poops, but most people don't go for distance. You're special.
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Everyone LOVES talking shit about the mad scientist until they get zapped with the babyfication ray. Then look who comes crawling back
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Excuse me Ms. Mermaid? I'm the clam that used to live in your bra. Just came back for my stuff.
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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho and time to clear my browser history
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