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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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Girl, you make it hard to be faithful, with the lips of a bagel
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Girls don't fart. What you heard were probably just butt queefs.
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Give a man a fish, and he'll beat you to death with it. His name was Fishy McMurder, and now he's unstoppable.
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Give a man a fish, and he'll fuck it. Film a man fucking a fish, and he'll pay you to keep it a secret.
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Give a man enough rope and he'll hang himself. TEACH a man enough rope and he'll also jerk off about it.
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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. Amazon never has enough guys.
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God created balls just to give comedians something they'll never be funnier than
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God is my copilot. Urkel is my Air Marshal. The flight attendants are all of the Doctors Who. This plane kicks ass.
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God only hooked up with a virgin because it was his first time too
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God's will stipulates that before the meek can inherit Earth, they must spend one night in this haunted mansion
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Goldilocks would have LOVED the taint. Not too ass, not too balls. Just right.
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Gynecologists are docs who never think outside the box
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Hand to God, I thought The Plug Bag was a sex thing
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Hate to be a bummer but all those fireflies in Owl City's jar are definitely dead by now
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Have you ever tried putting lipstick on a pig? It ain't easy.
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Haven't seen any crazy straws in a while. Damn political correctness
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He died doing what he loved: jerking it in his car while driving
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He's making a list, he's checking it twice, you ain't getting shit if you don't worship Christ
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Hear me out - a cat with 40 old ladies to take care of. Get back at me Mark Cuban
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Helen Keller flew a plane once, which you don't allow unless you sorta want her to crash
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Hell is for children, so for legal reasons I guess I can't really go there after all
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Help, a guy fooled me twice within a matter of seconds and I'm not sure who to shame on
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Here at Snoop National Bank, we'll make sure you stay "laid back" while your money is on your mind.
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Here comes Goofus with the steel chair! OH! Gallant is down! Where the hell is the ref?
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