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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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Here is the church, here is the steeple, open your butt & release all the fecal
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Hershey is the only company in the world that can kill dogs and still get a highway named after them
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Hey baby, do you have a beef carpet? And if so, does it match your curtains? Because you got those.
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Hey buddy, don't blow smoke up my ass. Smoke goes in the FACE. VODKA goes up the ass.
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Hey buddy, there's only three things I'm allergic to - onions, carrots, and being slowly boiled alive in a man-sized cauldron of cannibal soup
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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, call the hospital, I'm clearly tripping balls
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Hey girl, are you an angel? Because I don't believe in you and neither does your father
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Hey girl, are you Chopin's Revelutionary Etude? Because I'll pretend to be interested in you to impress my friends, but I'm really into fat chicks
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Hey girl, are you Waldo? Because I just read a book that taught me all about invading your privacy for no ethically defendable reason
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Hey girl, I see a cracked pelvis in your future... Don't get in the cab! It doesn't make it through the intersection in time! I DIDN'T ASK FOR THESE POWERS!
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm Fat Bastard, lemme eat ya baby
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Hey now, MISTER E. Cheese is my father! W... um, WAS... my father. I- I'm sorry, it's still pretty new. Anyway, I'm, uh... I'm Chuck.
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Hey, are you the 90° part of a right triangle? Because your two friends are a-cute
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Hi, I'm Foghorn Leghorn's sexually adventurous cousin, Peghorn Gayporn
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Hi, I'm God. Where should I put this forbidden tree? Right next to the only people on Earth? Sounds like a plan.
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Hi, I'm Jesus, I'm a carpenter! Want a table, a chair, a house, or a cross? Those are all the things we've invented so far!
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Hi, I'm Jim Morrison, and this is my dad, Morris Jimsdad
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Hi, I'm Molly. This is my friend Mary Jane, and that's my cousin Opioids McPCP. She's an alcoholic.
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How do you measure the worth of a man? In dollars? In virtues? In inches of ham?
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How many monkeys you think Tarzan boned before Jane showed up? It's not zero.
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How many of those melons you think Gallagher had sex with before the show? It isn't none.
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Hush little baby, don't say a word, I'm way too high for that sort of conversation
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I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't payin' for those glass slippers
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