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Burnt Toast incense is super fun to light down at the nursing home
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Rockabye baby, in the tree top, did you do this, Steve? I'm calling the cops
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For a guy who claims he can't live with or without you, Bono sure is alive.
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If yes'es and no's were camels and toes, we'd all have a labial wedgie
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It takes two to tango, three to fandango, and four to properly romance a mango
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I was vegan for twelve years, then I bit my tongue
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Batman is the only member of the Justice League who I don't think would chow down on the puss
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I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? NyQuil
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When the moon hits your eye, call the fuzz on that guy! That's assault, bro.
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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. Amazon never has enough guys.
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McGruff takes a bite out of crime. It's meaty. Flavorful. Decadent. He can't go back to kibble. Not now.
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My therapist thought I'd get him fired someday with a Freudian slip, but I never have! Guess I sure showed HIM my butthole at knifepoint.
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As a man, I'll never know the miracle of childbirth. Hopefully I can at least be the one who leaves it on the fire house steps.
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Thanks to childhood fairy tales, I really believed we could just rescue my grandma from inside that wolf.
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They call me "Minute Rice" because I'm finished in 60 seconds and sometimes people put electronic devices in me
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Welcome to the bunghole, we got lots of poop, we don't have anything you want, it's pretty much just the poop
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You can't spell macchiato without "a", as in, I would like "a" macchiato
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I went to a topless bar yesterday, they really gotta put a roof on that place
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If I have to beg and plead for sodomy, I don't mind, cuz I'm into bottoming, ain't too proud to peg
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OJ killed his wife, Scott. SCOTT, OJ killed his wife
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The only thing we have to fear is, the human amygdala. Cut that out and we'll be unstoppable!
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This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by the implausible monetization of basically nothing
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I took your advice and shook what my mama gave me. RIP, baby bro, gone too soon
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If you can't beat 'em, you just need to get better at nunchucks
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