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Posts posted by StopEatingBees
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A Crippling Fear Of The Unknown: It's not just for breakfast anymore
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Throw that Urkel in a circle
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I'm not fat, I'm just heavy with denial
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If Jesus were white they'd have probably just let him go
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I feel like even a one-nation army would stand a pretty good chance of repelling Jack White
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When there was only one stream of bubbles, it was then that I was drowning you
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The Washington Monument is a nice dick building, but for me, it's all about Van Buren's Chode
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If there's infinite parallel universes, there must be one where there aren't any parallel universes, which means WE'RE that universe. Do we have any more potÂ
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McGruff takes a bite out of crime. It's meaty. Flavorful. Decadent. He can't go back to kibble. Not now.
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Bob Barker loves tantric sex because he can get as close as possible without going over
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Climate change isn't going to kill us all. I myself am going to be pushed off a building by a robot with human emotions
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I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't payin' for those glass slippers
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Do you think Gallagher ever brought a baby out just to mess with the first three rows
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I can talk to animals, but only in the language of love. Or German
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I'm ok with throwing away old material but I wouldn't wanna lose this work of ART
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I'm a lot like the moon. I may look rough on the surface, but on the inside, I'm full of secret mole people
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Samuel L. Jackson brand paper towels are the quicker, thicker motherfucker
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You can tell she wants you by the soft tremble in her voice as she leans in and whispers, "Moo."
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Instead of always taking one step forward and two steps back, boost your productivity and progress by staying put
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Sorry I'm out of breath, I heard Barney was gobbling Fred's fruity pebbles and I just ran right over, but this isn't what I imagined
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Nah, I'm not allowed within 500 ft of the zoo anymore
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Am I having sex with a drill? Of course not! I'm doing a bit.
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Well now that's a philosophical rabbit hole
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I always burp before I walk past strangers, so my one "excuse me" can cover both transgressions
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So long Charleston, I'm not wild about your dance but you make one hell of a chew
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So long Charleston, I'm not wild about your dance but you make one hell of a chew