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Posts posted by StopEatingBees
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Ants eat cum. What you do with that information is up to you, but there is no righteous path forward from here.
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Could Dr. Dre heal the patients that Hammer hurt?
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I can't shake this mental image of Rainn Wilson as Galactus
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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho and time to clear my browser history
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Snitches in time get stitches in time, and it doesn't even save them nine
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Poor privilege is when a roach scurries across your foot and you just greet him by name. Sup Gavin
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Hey now, MISTER E. Cheese is my father! W... um, WAS... my father. I- I'm sorry, it's still pretty new. Anyway, I'm, uh... I'm Chuck.
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"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results", I said while masturbating
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I've never looked into what a Hoochie Coochie Man actually is. Even as a child I knew it was none of my business.
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If you're cold, they're cold. Put your balls away.
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If you can't beat 'em, you just need to get better at nunchucks
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They better shoot another gorilla soon, I need a good reason to take my dick out
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Find a penny, screw the luck,
leave it there, cuz pennies suck
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Not all who wander are lost. For example, I myself am looking for dead bodies
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I don't know how to abuse the power of that title, but I'd find a way
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First they came for the gays, and I did not speak up, because my mouth was full of dong
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Amelia Bedelia killed Humpty Dumpty because she had to make egg drop soup
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Couldn't find the dog that bit me, but I've got the hair of several dogs that I bit
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Being a vending machine snack is like waiting to get pushed off a cliff by your evil twin
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No statute of limitations on murdering that puss
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, which wasn't yellow when I got there. High five.
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I know Mom's not around anymore, so I'm just gonna have to suck it twice as hard, for both of us
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Ever try to start your car with your house key? Embarrassing. But what if it worked?
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Help, a guy fooled me twice within a matter of seconds and I'm not sure who to shame on
I once borrowed a hat from Jason Mraz, now I'm just him
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I once borrowed a hat from Jason Mraz, now I'm just him