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Posts posted by StopEatingBees
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Cream on my eggs like yo name Cadbury
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My jizz just hit the floor and spelled out the word "help." Man, those little guys are organized.
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I'm pretty sure if you blew air into your peehole, your ballsack would inflate. I mean, don't do it, but, that's what I think would happen.
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I don't see the glass as half-empty OR half-full. I drink from the BOTTLE. Like a MAN.
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Give a man a fish, and he'll fuck it. Film a man fucking a fish, and he'll pay you to keep it a secret.
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In the back of all our heads, the McDonald's "Fish McBites" jingle lurks in the shadows.
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Using the angel on your shoulder as a sex toy is nice but the devil REALLY knows his way around up there
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The lunatic is on the grass. Can't you read the sign? Keep off the grass! Freakin lunatic.
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Technically if the group of men you're insulting are brothers, the proper plural would be "sons of a bitch"
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That which does not kill you, try, try again.
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When I said "use the force", I guess what I meant was "call the police"
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Everybody Poops, but most people don't go for distance. You're special.
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How do you measure the worth of a man? In dollars? In virtues? In inches of ham?
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Crying is not a sign of weakness, unless you're a guy
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They say if your fist is larger than your asshole, you have AIDS. Guess I'm ok.
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Come on down to Clucky's Chicken Depot to find either a fun new pet or a burrito ingredient. Sometimes it really do be either/or.
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Mr. Ed was a horse whose job was to eat peanut butter and become famous, what a life
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I opened Pandora's box, and it was just her dick in there
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Therapist said to approach life like a video game, so I crushed him and used his coins to buy a new life
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Here at Snoop National Bank, we'll make sure you stay "laid back" while your money is on your mind.
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You TOLD me if I wanna be your lover, I had to get with your friends! I don't understand what you're mad about
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Oh yeah? Well, you know what ELSE isn't allowed near public schools? PRAYER.Â
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They call me "Minute Rice" because I'm finished in 60 seconds and sometimes people put electronic devices in me
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I'm more than just a set of great tits, I've also got a second set of tits around the back that are just ok
Cream on my eggs like yo name Cadbury
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This must already be a rap lyric.