Kevllis
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Topics posted by Kevllis
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You say potato, I say what about potatoes, what is it with you and these fuckin potatoes?
By Kevllis, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!!...... they, the organized crime family of course
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I thought I just cut the quick, but doctor says I lost a bunch of my pinky
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Now that I figured out my cat Maebel is actually a boy, it’s pretty weird that I’ve been kissing him on the mouth this whole time
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Cats are really just smaller, domesticated versions of bigger cats
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Well if you think you’re better than me, Randall Park, why don’t you fucking host this show- YOURE the one who’s a loser!
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after a long night of eating skittles and watching YouTube alone, end it with alka-seltzer heartburn reliefchews: they’re still *kinda* like skittles
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Get tha fuuck outta here!...... how many times has this been suggested yet??
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Gymnasts must go through an awful amount of mental gymnastics
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Can someone massage my feet without all the direct eye contact?
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To all the fathers out there on this day..... YOU’RE NOT ME REAL DAD!
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Hey The Kinks- get with the times, nobody knows what a “party line” is anymore
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If you’re over at my place, and we’re about to hook up, and you tell me you’ve never seen “I Think You Should Leave” then I think you should.....stay, because I’m so fucking lonely.... please stay
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Hey Scott, I’ve been to a Weird Al show, and he does say what’s up hotdog! God bless
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My therapist is real annoyed with my “yes, and” style of deflection
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“BLUE, YOU’RE MY BOY” HAHAHA what an old school reference from a movie I can’t remember the name of
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That’s a knife, and this is also a knife. We both have knives- hello this is Crocodile Dundee, and I think you suck
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Copy and past Copy and past Copy and past Copy and past Cop.... pee and PA St..? a cop is peeing on Pennsylvania street?!!! -now let me just hit delete on this catchphrase
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Everything’s “farm to table” when you live at a Kroger’s
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I’ve lost three family member to depression- Depression is the name of my pet alligator
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For sale: brand new baby shoes, worn only once in a tiny motorcycle accident
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