Kevllis
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Topics posted by Kevllis
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Dropping the kids off at the pool- it’s like they love that fucking water park more than the puppy they made me buy them last month
By Kevllis, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I should just wear a sandwich board that says “I’m fat”. yeah, that ought-a cover up my fatness
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I love Mike from Better Call Saul, hope he never gets turned into goo
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The greatest dynasty baseball trade I’ve ever made: (Yep, it’s come to this)
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Guys, I’m not looking for a new catchphrase, this is just the bit I’m doing until I get “what’s up hotdog?” Back... Idiots
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Are you or someone you love suffering from “Jenny from the block”?
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Ever notice how the more you say a certain word, the less it sounds like a word? Does “kerfuckaluff” even have meaning anymore
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Ding dong! The witch is dead! Which old witch? The mother of six...
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You say potato, I say tomato, you say we’re talking about two different things
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Unfortunately we only have time for two final features- the entire show, and a little something called plugs
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Butter me up and call me a biscuit, and also put a t-shirt and a hat on me that says “biscuit”, because I’m a biscuit
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I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but Brenda, I ran over your dog
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These boots are made for walking, and I’m not sure what else they do
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You know what they say about pizza and sex- Even when it’s bad, it’s just always me sticking my dick in a pizza box
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 47 more times, also shame on you- STOP TAKING OBVIOUS ADVANTAGE OF ME
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No, YOU’RE going through a mental breakdown by posting so many catchphrase suggestions in a row!
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That’s the last straw! I need to go to the straw store and buy more straws!
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I can't even count on one hand how many fingers I've lost throughout the years
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I own so many instruments because of my relentless loneliness. I don't know how to play any of them because of my crippling depression
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