Desks are for sitting....

[Desks are for sitting....]

Desks are for sitting

...

[3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)]

This has to have been suggested before

 

it has everything HDTGM wants- ninjas, hulk hogan, and a bad Jim varney 

['Taint a taint to put it quaint, a butthole's not congreuent: a taint will stay the same old size, an anus you can grew it.]

It’s insane, this guys taint

[You know what they say about pizza and sex- Even when it’s bad, it’s just always me sticking my dick in a pizza box]

You know what they say about pizza and sex- Even when it’s bad, it’s just always me sticking my dick in a pizza box

[Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 47 more times, also shame on you- STOP TAKING OBVIOUS ADVANTAGE OF ME]

There’s an edit button

[No, YOU’RE going through a mental breakdown by posting so many catchphrase suggestions in a row!]

No, YOU’RE going through a mental breakdown by posting so many catchphrase suggestions in a row!

[That’s the last straw! I need to go to the straw store and buy more straws!]

That’s the last straw! I need to go to the straw store and buy more straws!

[I can't even count on one hand how many fingers I've lost throughout the years]

I can't even count on one hand how many fingers I've lost throughout the years

[I own so many instruments because of my relentless loneliness. I don't know how to play any of them because of my crippling depression]

I own so many instruments because of my relentless loneliness. I don't know how to play any of them because of my crippling depression

[My body is a temple- mostly ruins]

My body is a temple- mostly ruins

[I have butterflies in my stomach. I shouldn't have eaten all those butterflies]

I have butterflies in my stomach. I shouldn't have eaten all those butterflies

[Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 47 more times, also shame on you- STOP TAKING OBVIOUS ADVANTAGE OF ME]

Damn, I edited this to make it the more funnier number of 47 but didn’t switch out the title

[I wish I was on The Board of Selectmen. I'd select a sandwich.]

I wish I was on The Board of Selectmen. I'd select a sandwich.

[Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 47 more times, also shame on you- STOP TAKING OBVIOUS ADVANTAGE OF ME]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 47 more times, also shame on you- STOP TAKING OBVIOUS ADVANTAGE OF ME

[Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, he’ll starve to death because fishing’s hard]

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, he’ll starve to death because fishing’s hard