Cucker Tarlson
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Little pig, little pig, let me come rim. Rub your hole with the hair on my chinny chin chin.
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You can take the Judge out of Gremlins, but never the Gremlins out of Judge.
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I'm pooping on you through my ass. Don't how much shit has passed. Oh, God, this feels like forever.
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Squeeze me, babe. I'm 10% real juice and 100% that bitch.
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"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair" barked the dog, while my Roomba dragged its turd across the carpet. Nothing beside remains. Grounded in and decaying.
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Why yes, you may slap and tickle my hammy pickle, good sir.
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In the Midwest, people will refuse to have the last laugh.
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My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold. My anus is the center hole.
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I'm the feckless cuck and I'm here to say, dudes bang my wife every day. Every day, every way, every type of style. I sit in the closet and watch for awhile.
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Whisper me sweet nothings while I yeet these cuff links.
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Check it out! It's been raining cats and dogs while you were painting my hog.
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I better roll up the sleeves, cause this chicken ain't gonna choke itself!
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I'm ready for Hot Joe Summer. That's right, I'm only drinking black coffee these next three months.
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Welcome to lock the gates, the podcast about chain link fences.
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This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful ex-girlfriend!
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Call me a talking head because this must be the place and I'm a psycho killer letting the days go by.
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Look. I don't want to end this sentence on a cliffhanger, but.
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This tastes like shit, and you and I have VERY different understandings on what a "moon pie" is.
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Enough of my Grace & Frankie fan-fiction. It's time to start the show!
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I'm here to do two things: chew bubblegum and write the Entourage Turtle spinoff. And I'm all out of bubblegum OOOOH YEEEEAH.
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We're like the Joe Rogan podcast for soy boys and betas.
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