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AM Gems

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    Why isn't James Adomian in everything all the time?

    By AM Gems, in General Earwolf

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    I wish Facebook had a 'Like All' option. My friends post such wonderful things!

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 628 views
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    Are you there, God? It's me, Brian Dennehy.

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 729 views
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    May I take a moment to build an empire? Empire built, I am a soft and silly thing that needs much loving.

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 658 views
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    You can't make an omelette.

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 698 views
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    I made a sandwich and then the sandwich that I made turned out to be not the sandwich I intended. Should I consult a therapist?

    By AM Gems, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

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    • 1027 views
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    I made a sandwich and then the sandwich that I made turned out to be not the sandwich I intended. Should I consult a therapist?

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 607 views
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    I'm not ugly, I'm just physically unappealing.

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 734 views
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    PS - Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 662 views
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    You can't make an omelette without first consulting Gordan Ramsay.

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 679 views
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    I hosted this podcast before it was cool.

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 642 views
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    You're only as old as how old you are.

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 700 views
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    My pet goat's giving birth, just kidding.

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 712 views
  14.  

    A moral person is essentially one who strives to minimize their feelings of guilt and shame.

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 597 views
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    I'm on a see-seafood diet, I see seafood and I eat it, as long as it's seafood that I see.

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 611 views
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    I just read the bible, and homeboys be begettin'!

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 586 views
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    Bad apples don't get eaten, sweetheart.

    By AM Gems, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 636 views
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