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I really want to encourage people to give the movie Norbit a chance. It's well worth it.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water you get confronted by Darth Tuna, ruler of the Seven Seas and Best Friend of Dracula.

My name is Frank and I have to be frank I hate that my name is Frank because it sounds the same as the word frank

Call me an optimist but we are all going to die someday.

If you expected Mark Ruffalo to be our guest today then I have bad news for you. He doesn't exist.

Squish Johnson is the name and squishing johnsons is my game

Elvis has left the building and he is heading straight to the orphanage to feast on the souls of children. We gotta stop him!

I wear shoes made of ham.

Another day, another robot giraffe to fight on my way to work. Am I right fellas?

Sticks and stones may break my bones so please stop throwing them at me. I swear I won't tell anyone about what's hidden inside the Happy House.

Death awaits you

Death awaits you.

If you wanna spend the night at my house you are going to have to kill that giant goose

Woody Allen's 2006 film "Scoop" is a great comedy that was certainly ahead of its time. It is definitely worth a rental. 10/10 #underrated

Sticks and stones may break my bones but that won't stop me in my quest to become Thratos: Ruler of Zebras.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Horses are wizards

I like my podcasts like I like my women. With a vagina.

The boat washed up on shore. There were no survivors. In other news LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

I always thought it was pronounced "penis illin" but I guess you know why I would think that, mother!

If you are listening to this it's already too late. Mr. Apples is no more.

If Melissa Joan Heart isn't listening then why even try?!

Will the world's smartest magician be able to escape from Wayne Knight's sweaty purple labyrinth? The answer coming to you in exactly 6 minutes.

As always I'd like to remind you that mirros don't break but your sense of self-respect does.

I know you all tuned in to hear me talk to guest Xzibit about his new cook book but unfortunately he is to busy sticking it to the man to be here.

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