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I hate being president of the council of ducks!

Wouldn't it be funny if Stevie Wonder was pretending to be blind this whole time?

As always I'd like to remind you that fans of the movie TROY are not welcome here unless they brought a yummy plate of mongolian cookies of course.

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Come at me Bro...Wait you are not Academy Award winning actor Adrien Brody from Summer of Sam. Never Mind.

The man at looked his wife and said "are you there?" his wife said "I'm not." The man realized he was looking at the mirror and started crying. Thanks Obama.

#polanskipancakes

What is the point of doing this?!

We the jury find the defendant President Cabbage guilty of all charges of treason.

Sorry if my voice sounds a little raspy, I called in sick today but the podcast Gods told me to suck it

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Listen, I ain't no MC Hammer, you ain't no Hillary Duff. So let's just try to get through this a safely as possible all right.

Okay let's make this quick, I have a hot bowl of donkey stew waiting for me at home.

Welcome to Scott Aukerman,my name is Comedy Bang Bang. Wait,that's not right. Let me try again. Welcome to Comedy Aukerman, my name is Scott Bang Bang. Better.

They've done The Room, and they've done Birdemic which means they have to do Troll 2. They just have to. And I do think it would be interesting to get Michael Stephenson(star of the film, director of Best Worst Movie) to guest. Maybe this should be the next live show...

Uwe Boll is a German film director(most of his movies are American, though) that has been called this generation's Ed Wood by many critics and movie fans over the years. It is with good reason since every single one of his movies is an absolute incoherent mess full of action cliches, bad acting, horrendous dialogue, gigantic plot holes, bizarre attempts at comedy, unimportant scenes that are way too long, important scenes that are way too short, and just no logic whatsoever. Any of his films would make for an entertaining episode of How Did This Get Made? but here's a list of his most well-known ones. Alone In The Dark (with Christian Slater and Tara Reid) BloodRayne (with Kristina Loken, Michelle Rodriguez, Michael Madsen, Billy Zane, and a comatosed Ben Kingsley) House of the Dead (biggest name in this movie is Clint Howard) Anyway, what does everybody else think?

This movie really fits the "How Did This Get Made?" theme. I mean how and why did a studio greenlight what I imagine was an incomprehensible script, and how did they get all this famous actors to be in it? I would love to get an episode on this mostly because it would be great hearing the gang trying to explain the plot of this movie.

Batman and Robin The Happening (How has this not been done yet?) Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen Pearl Harbor

Yes, please do this. It is amazing how bad and bafflingly unfunny this movie is. The morals are so mixed up, the characters are SO annoying, the costumes are beyond unconvincing, and the story makes absolutely no sense. In this movie's universe, something called "The State Home For The Ugly" exists, which is an institution dedicated to catching ugly people(dogcatcher style) and killing them via walls closing in and crushing them. It would make for a good episode.