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"This rapper has to go to the crapper" is the lyric that proves Tupac was the greatest rap artist to ever live.

You can lead a horse to water but he is going to get eaten by a giant clam. Please reconsider.

I finally figured out where's the beef and now my life is in danger so I have to change my identity. Worth it, though.

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still yell a racial slur?

I'm sorry for your loss Ronald but I think we all agree that Grimace deserved to die as slowly and painfully as he did. That's justice for ya.

Mayo is the only true thing nowadays

A bromance is fine and all but I'm more of an unclemance man.

The bigger they are, the harder they get. That's just science.

The only thing we have to fear is Disco Zombies

If only I had been able to avoid the Noid, those orphans would still be alive

If only I had been able to avoid the Noid, those orphans would still be alive

If only I had been able to avoid the Noid, those orphans would still be alive

Vitamins are birds

My neck, my back. Attach a cat to my crack

For the last time, Captain Caveman is not gay. He is pansexual, it's an entirely different thing and I support it.

To be or not to be, is that a question? Sounds more like a choice. Buy a dictionary, Shake dude!

I hate being president of the Giraffe Council.

Nobody loves ham like Porky Pig. Yeah, he is a cannibal. Don't act like you didn't know.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, horses are wizards.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, horses are wizards.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away

All I've ever wanted is for the death of Grimace via poisoning to be canonical.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Horses are wizards!

You cant teach an old dog new tricks so stop trying grandpa. We are just going to have to rob that bank on our own. Suicide is on the table if we fail

Horses love to eat vanilla because they are sinners but they will be punished soon enough is my favorite Vanilla Ice song