Wien

This movie was beyond fucking bananas. Trying to connect this family's genealogy is as useless as boobs on a bull. As soon as I heard the line "Where I come from, we call them baldies.", I knew I was in for some shit. And just where the hell DOES that guy come from??? I love how he punches the box of tomatoes, too. This was supposed to be a horror movie of sorts, but the big reveal of the end wasn't scary at all, and there was NO resolution. It was just a child tranny. The director does realize that chicks with dicks is a sub genre of porn and not horror, right? I think the real problem with this movie is it makes you too sympathetic with the murderer (and its plain as day WHO the murderer is from the start, even if you dont know WHAT the murderer is). The only people who are killed, aside from the kid at the very end, are all highly irrational, volatile assholes. You WANT them to die, you're never anxiety ridden because you fear they might. And how the hell do you get away from this without talking about the old man pummeling ricky to a pulp with his fists???? This guy was paranoid beyond belief about word getting out about the rape-chef getting scalded with hot water.... how was he going to explain pummeling a child in the dark of the forest???

This movie is nuts beyond nuts. I kind of felt dirty for watching it. It has a real nice lgbt theme going on, in that lgbt people are murderous monsters spawned of psychopaths in unnatural relationships. Also catching a theme with fat chefs.... the fat chef in Drive Angry, the fat chef in Suckerpunch, the fat chef here.... Fat chefs are evil and kind of rapey.

That's true, but the original quote remains true, too.

Holy smokes, this god damned movie..... and what it did for my love for the Mario brothers. And Lou Albano.

MOD EDIT: Threads merged. Thank you Wien

That looks way too dumb to be even worth considering. Moon nazis? come on...

Oh man, I forgot all about Barb Wire. Yikes.

This movie is bonkers. I always wondered why people would keep going to a bar where all anyone ever did was punch and stab the shit out of each other.

And for the record, yes. You do totally see Will Smith's balls in this movie. NSFW, i guess. Unless your boss loves WSB.

So glad this one is on the docket.

I just watched The Bourne Legacy, and I honestly think Abduction is a better movie.

I haven't seen Spiderman 3 since it was in theaters, but I still remember what I hated most about this movie. The dumb sound cues... like everytime Sandman was on screen, that generic (heh) old timey foghorn music would come up and go "Bum bum buuuum" like we needed the audio to tell us he was the big badguy.

It will never recapture the magic of the original

By the way, I love that June has taken it upon herself to act as Rob Schnider's defensive attorney in this episode. She really does a solid job trying to build a case against Dredd, questioning his character as a cop.

Judge Dredd to his dick: "Double Whammy."

Hey, guys.... I drive a PT Cruiser...

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Most misogynistic depection of women.

This movie looks cool! Too bad the remake is a ripoff of The Raid: Redemption.

James Rolfe aka Angry Videogame Nerd had a great Monster Madness episode over this Godzilla, too. Check it.

Was that first Amazon review written by the Green Lantern? Who drinks a cocktail after worrying about WORLD PEACE and COSMIC DISASTERS?

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say.

You guys take care, sign the guestbook on your way out.

Is Danny Trejo intemidated by John Cussack and George Clooney??