Wien

For me. I've watched several of the movies suggested on that page hahaha.

Damn this trailer was hard to listen to. All the WHOOSHES and record scratches and tire screeches. I can't begin to imagine how bad this one is going to be..... ..am I going to watch this one? I think I have to. I skipped out on Pluto Nash, and only watched half of Tiptoes.

Whoa, you're nutso if you think there are only 2 JCVD movies worth watching! Try Lionheart, man... Hard Target... Universal Soldier... Time Cop... or JCVD, which is a legitimately good movie! Also, I just watched a jcvd movie that is up on Netflix called Assassination Games, came out in 09 i believe.... nothing mind altering, but a pretty good boiler plate action movie.

"I now pronounce you man and knife"?????? You KNOW they had a contest to come up with the most ridiculous 80s catch phrase, and someone won with that. And then they went as far out of their way as possible to work it into the movie.

That's how you know its getting big time. That and the high-horsers.

Dude, I have NO idea why Dinklage's being a Marxist was ever introduced into this. It was one of those things that made me feel like the movie actually wasn't taking itself seriously. Its like when Vern Troyer shows up in a movie in a firefighter or lumberjack costume, or a basketball jersey.

I remember when we used to come here just to laugh at dumb movies.

Geez, there's one of these for every friggin episode now....

Oooooh myyyyy Gooood.... 1:09... "He's the head of >indistinguishable< at Cedar >indistinguishable<..." "So call him!" "So how many dwarf babies does he have?" "They usually say they do about half a dozen a year." "So get me one!" "I don't know if there's been one done, but he can definetly get you all the sonograms." So get me one?!?!? Like, go steal me a dwarf baby from the hospital??

Since Dave Holmes was talking about those awkward moments before the action starts on camera..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSErd42g7r0

WHO ARE YOU CALLING "THESE PEOPLE"?????

I never did finish watching this after watching half of it while wasted. I figured that nothing I would see would make the movie make any more sense than it did when I thought it was a drunken fever dream. Judging from the sounds of this episode, I was right.

Luc Besson... one of my favorite bad movie directors.

This is a wormhole that probably won't yeild much hilarity if Paul isn't a fan of animation (as he claimed sarcastically i think in the Smurfs episode) or if nobody else in the gang is a fan of anime. It's tough to lampoon animation in general, especially so when the animation is from a wildly different culture meant to appeal to a specific subset of people. If none of the guys in the gang fancy themselves as anime fans, then they might be too disinterested to fashion any opinions beyond "Well, its Japanese. Case closed." Just my opinion.

In no way should this amazingly awesome movie be in the "Bad Movie Reccomendations" thread. This movie is Jesus reborn as a pissed off Korean.

I got really wasted last night and started watching this movie. I can't remember much, but what I do recall is fucking weird. Like the trailer didn't show enough, it shows the girl going down on the guy right in the trailer. Which was weird.... I think there was a scene where midget Gary Oldman was getting his ass kicked by a regular sized dude and they were playing like, whimsical funny music. I think David Alan Grier was wearing a wig while fucking a midget in a in a room made of windows in the middle of a party, too. Something about Peter Dinklage in a motel with a hooker and a gun under his pillow. I dont know why he was an angry frenchman. I might need to rewatch this thing sober, but I think I might probably want to just keep my recollections the way they are.

Whoa.... no idea this movie existed.... I am terrified.

Ahahahaha Torque would be a great episode

I was at a bar in downtown austin last night and they were playing Cobra on their tv. It reminded me of how awesome that movie is. His name is Marion Cobretti. COBRETTI.

There wasn't nearly enough time puns in this movie. I was watching, waiting to hear some music cues for Pink Floyd's Time, or David Bowie's Changes. You see the "TimeShare" sign in the background, and people say things like "I finally have enough time for this" or "I don't have the time for that"... But all I wanted to hear was the Timekeeper (aka baby William Fitchner) say "You're living on borrowed time!"

I watched this movie a couple of nights ago, and I DIED laughing at that scene. It was so hilarious and ridiculously over the top... as soon as the scene started, I thought "Oh no... they aren't going to do THAT, are they!??". I think it was June that was mentioning in the Green Lantern episode about constantly watching fathers explode before their childrens eyes, and the starkness of it. Well, I think this scene takes that cake and swallows it whole.

Boy, did I hate Howard the Duck when I was a kid. That was all I needed to hear to understand this movie.

Titan AE was pure garbage. That movie was an unholy nightmare, and I hated myself for weeks after I went and saw it. It reminded me of that crappy TV series Invasion America, and all the trailers had that horrible Creed song.

Whoa, how did this get by without my notice? Justin Timberlake? A plagerism lawsuit? A box office SMASH (worldwide, at least)? Praise from Roger Ebert? Sounds good to me.

88 Minutes Guy LaForge Jacket $200 http://www.movieleat...rge-Jacket.html "I'm not the murderer..."