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    Episode 180 — Friends Without Words

    That first photo has me ridiculously giddy.
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    Episode 6 — Rhett Miller

    I was hoping for this one. Rhett makes me proud to be from Dallas.
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    Favorite quotes from Earwolf shows!

    Episode 76. "Can he sing Jeremy Piven?" "Yes, sing Jeremy Piven for us, please." 68:00. Boom! This is happening.
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    Episode 97 — Funchbob Coolpants

    Radio Los Santos, no doubt (though Flashback FM was fly, too).
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    Episode 8 — Making Black Friends

    Back on board. AND we got a Barry R. theme song!
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    Question about Brody Stevens

    I'm not that familiar with Brody Stevens, but I still cannot figure him out. I know his catchphrases like "Positive energy," "Friendship," and "YYEEEES!" Whenever he is on a podcast, though, he complains about his life, nothing is going right, he hates Thailand, he was kicked out of his apartment, etc. My question is: Is that his schtick? Saying "positive energy" and then being negative. If it is, it's kind of genius. If it's not, I feel bad for the guy. Can someone more in the comedy scene shed some light on this?
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    Episode 7 — White Rappers & the N-Word

    Okay, I'm tempering my enthusiasm on this podcast. Must a topic be rehashed within four days?
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    Episode 179 — Pitch Slapped

    You know what Scott? I'm sick of your boring crap. It's the same thing from before. Get a life! But Scott, I love you so much. You touch my heart each time. Never change. Go to hell Scott. But other Scott, you are my soul.
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    Episode 6 — Caucasian Club

    Best episode yet. I love how Jon called BS on the caller (there was no caucasian club). In fact, a future episode could be called, "Yo, why do white people feel the need to make up fake racist scenarios?"
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    Episode 5 — Nice White People Doing Hip-Hop Covers

    Damn you! I was just about to bring this up. I'm not a Ben Folds fan, but I think his cover of "Bitches Ain't Shit" is actually a good song. I do think that making a decision without an example was a bit hasty, if not lazy in this episode. Still entertaining, though.
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    Episode 4 — Ginger Pride

    We don't really believe this guy do we? That ALL the time he gets nods from redheads which must be a show of solidarity? Maybe it's just me, but for me, this call is 100% BS
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    Episode 4 — What Did I Just Watch?

    My horror show was when Jm J Bullock was raped by two women in "Too Close for Comfort." There are multiple layers of wrong in that episode.
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    Episode 3 — Wild Food For Urban People

    Wow! Wie-Wie and Ti-Ti had their tap shoes out for this one. I guess the world will never know what the most racist fruit is. This is easily my favorite new podcast on Earwolf.
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    Episode 178 — Motor Boating Around Town

    Does anyone know the record for recurring characters? (Other than that insufferable "Choctaw" feller.)
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    Episode 1 — Jimmies

    Fantastic idea! Short. Funny. Completely lacking substance. I think you have something here. (And, yes...It will always be racist)
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    Episode 95 — Groove Workshop

    I like to believe Earwolf is a comedy co-op commune. Scott is milling about in the hallway and can be called upon anytime. Paul F. is dry cleaning his suits in the washroom. Matt Besser and Howard are on the porch smoking weed. Grant-Lee is playing old hymns with Rocky by his feet. And Jeff is in a panic room with "Sliver" style monitors covering three walls.
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    Episode 177 — Penises Abounding

    (You would)
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    Episode 177 — Penises Abounding

    I love the political roundtables as well. Scott is on par with Jon Stewart and Edward R. Murrow. He and BJ did, however, miss a golden opportunity to illustrate the differences between New York and Los Angeles. I suppose there is no way to find out.
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    Episode 45 — Best of improv4humans Vol. 1

    For some reason, I avoided this podcast until last week. Needless to say, I blew through every episode in a week. You are a fantastic host, Matt. My favorite quote is also from Seth Morris. In Ep.11, he mutters, "Jesus, Wade," in the background. A seemingly throwaway line that delighted me to no end. My favorite episode is number 42. This one had me laughing from beginning to end. I'll be looking forward to Episode 90: Best of improv4humans Vol.2
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    Episode 176 — Out of Bleeps

    Dammit! You didn't count the twelve days of Emmys down from one. I'm going to sleep.
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    Episode 111.5 — Sklarbro County 16

    I am thoroughly frightened by the golden, copper picture. Hold me.
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    Robot Jox (1989)

    Good one. There is also a movie called "Crash and Burn" which was an R-rated version of basically the same movie. It was released on VHS as "Robot Jox 2," even though it had nothing to do with the original.
  23. A horse is a horse of course of course And no one can talk to a horse of course That is of course unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed Go right to the source and ask the horse He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse He's always on a steady course Talk to Mr. Ed People yakity yak a streak and waste your time of day But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say A horse is a horse of course of course And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse You never heard of a talking horse? Well listen to this I am Mister Ed
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