Yoda Has No Genitals

Business in the front and party in the back. Now once you're all seated, we can begin this memorial service for Rick, the business casual party clown.

By Yoda Has No Genitals, September 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

One fish, two fish, two in the red fish, one in the blue fish.

By Yoda Has No Genitals, February 19, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

She may be Jenny from the Block to you, but I'll always remember playing "Hollywood Squares" and taking Jenny FOR the block.

By Yoda Has No Genitals, February 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Go fuck yourself!

By Yoda Has No Genitals, May 7, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Every week, I watch my favorite show, "Downtown Abbey" with my favorite MTV VJ, Downton Julie Brown.

By Yoda Has No Genitals, February 24, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Two and one may not go together

By Yoda Has No Genitals, February 17, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Queefin' ain't cheetin'.

By Yoda Has No Genitals, February 3, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

8008 looks like 'boob' on a calculator. Now that's the kind of math that I can jerk off to.

By Yoda Has No Genitals, January 22, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Take a moment to appreciate the beauty that surrounds you. Now look back at me. HAHA!...I just stole your wallet, fuck face.

By Yoda Has No Genitals, January 14, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

How many licks does it take?

By Yoda Has No Genitals, February 26, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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Spider-Man 3 correction

By Yoda Has No Genitals, December 1, 2012 in How Did This Get Made?