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Casting Stinking Cloud in the shitter when I was listening to this. ... The sloppy Tusken Raider - God Damn!

Look in your heart and find forgiveness. While you're in there, do you see my keys?

Smog levels are off the charts. Please limit driving. It's raining farts.

There's nothing else going on this Monday, so let's have a mattress sale.

Quick get the mellows, the coals are ready. Mmmmmm. Shmores.

Love is like a bird. It flies all around you, and shits on your shoulder when you least expect it.

Ya dig?

Question. Does he read this anymore? ...

Creativity... It's either I do that or wonder around Enchanted Forest outside of Salem... Which is rich in content for those interested. Is there another thread on the NP forums where we can just shoot the shit and talk D&D? ... The game itself is fun, and having a talented set of comedians riff and occasionally role die is fine by me. Cheers. Edit: Attached is a feature in Enchanted Forest which I like to call "The Cock Gobbler"... Not shown is the racist log ride.

Well... An update on the first night testing D&D 5e in the real world... It's hard to get people vested when there are a lot of questions about building a character. Luckily, I had spent a lot of ... sad, lonely, no sex, a lot of weed, hours researching how to semi-quickly build a character to at least get something going. However, the crew I was with were more worried about getting every little detail right, and questioning if they should be lawful good, or chaotic neutral. ... And the discussion on whether to have an arcane focus or component pouch took a couple pints - because no one could find anything about arcane focus (what is this?) .... There are a lot of "things" in the PHB which seemed to instantly scare and confuse new players. By the time we were close to finishing character creation, some wanted to play something else, others wanted to finish the fine touches on their character... ... One was way too high to know where the fuck he was, and was off on his own little mind journey. ... In the end, we never were able to get started. ... Which is fine because everyone had a tiny taste of how D&D works. You can potentially invest a lot of time into this. I am trying to keep it simple, and move things forward in an entertaining way. I feel we could finish out the character building and begin with the Starter Set. Thanks for the responses Trogdor & SublimeBW. They will definitely come in handy when we are ready to roll. (Dunno if we can plug venues Mr. Astro, but we were at Card Kingdom / Cafe Mox in Ballard)

So this is rad. We found a nifty cafe in the Seattle area where there are D&D, Pathfinder, and other table top games. The community there will have signs that say, "Will DM For Beer", and seem open to having a bunch of new people showing up to get quick tutorials on character creation, basic combat/rules, DMing, etc... Did I mention the beer? Thanks for the support. We are all excited to start playing.

Very cool! Thanks for the resources and tips! This is exactly what I was looking for.

Excellent. Thank you. Spending Father's Day rolling up some maps. We're going to do a fancy pants lunch session and throw some icosahedrons to piss off the locals. This site is nice!

I like to think all the donations with traced dicks is making them a profit and there is no longer a need for sponsors.

Anybody want a peanut?

The amount of sounds of someone on the verge of busting out laughing (I call it "nose gas") on mic is impressive. Mark this one as a "Best of".

I was talking to someone recently about Yacht Rock, and came across this oldie: Who knew Winter was a member of Toto tracing chakras.

Oh can there please be a short of Vin and a Tusken Raider camping?

I think I heard "qualla myjju ussta we'ha"...

Holy shit Dan!!! Your Tusken Raider impression is spot on! This is how they cheer:

How did this guy get on the podcast? Has he heard an episode? "And you hear his voice and are not attracted, write to us! ... For free!" Hahahahaha! I'm writing saying I do not like this guy's voice or what he stands for. I'm glad we have our hosts to really not take this guy seriously.

Just thinking of the podcast and the potential of something fun. Can I be a NPC (Non-player character)? With a donation and simple stat sheet, would this character hinder or help our travelers? If you can survive a grenade stuck in your dickhole, you've definitely passed the first test. A simple Dex check would hopefully solve that. Thoughts? Could a simple stat sheet submission form work? ... I'm high and it's 3:30am.

Ha! Botch on my last name (happens all the time), and the joke. I'll ... tell my friends? Love you guys! Glad you got the donation. Keep tracing them dicks!

Gunna put a little foam in the corner, and come up with some terrible (yet still kinda funny) jokes.

Just donated to Nerd Poker in hopes of starting a Lyra Memorial Fund. Together we can stop the giant infestation and trace each other's dicks.