NotBettyWhite

Bean Dip is beginning to be one of my favorite characters. Too good. I keep giggling at her sudden SHIFTS IN EMOTION where she gets SUPER EXCITED, beeeiitch.

Wow - this just starts off good. I'm going to have a speaker in the bathroom playing snake charmer music.

Howdy - Like many of you, I am now inspired to get a campaign going with some buddies. This is the first time DMing, and am looking for some decent (free if possible) map makers that you use. There are many on the web, and wasn't sure if those out there in Nerd Poker-land had any preferences. Also, if you have any tips for a first time DM pass 'em on. My group and I are fairly new to playing (I played 3.5e back when it came out). We're playing 5e, and it definitely seems a lot more streamlined. I have the three core books, dice, an account on Roll20.net, etc... I have the materials, now need the skill. I'm anxious (and a little nervous) because I want it fun - and not awkward & boring. ... It's like wanting to kiss that girl who never really paid any attention to me... And then when we finally have that moment where we could suck face, I end up talking about the comforts of sweatpants and 8th Grade... She then walks away wondering what the hell just happened... I stand there pissing myself... ... I don't want that to happen DMing my campaign. Ya dig? Roll 'em if you got 'em... Thanks!! -NotBettyWhite (Edit: Also told my buddies to listen to this episode: https://soundcloud.com/nerd-poker/going-in-recons-blazing)

Bean Dip is something else.

Is this a CBB Conspiracy Theory 'Sclusy??

Gunna go make myself a Churchill... Some brandy, and gin, and bacon and drrrrrrrrrr

I would love to be in the room when The Calvin Twins have a conversation w/ Victor & Tiny. ... Willy is not invited.

There's green schist, and there is brown schist, but only white schist is truly scarred. Rock on.

... I'm blaming this episode for almost getting me fired... I kept singing just "Goin' up the country......" like a high-pitched Kermit and it's pissing off my manager... It's now in everyone's head and my coworkers want me murdered...

Everyone was on point. This is going to be a hard vote come The Best Of's...

I've played it via an emulator - it is f'in ridiculous. If I recall, the two go at it against a cactus - which is also just wrong...

I'd love to hear a conversation between Flula & Herzog Werner...

@10:10 - I picked the wrong time to eat french toast with loads of strawberry jam....

FOR GLINISHMORE AND BAHAMUT

I love picturing Gino driving from Long Island to Hollywood just to commute to his internship. ... He "works" eight hours, and gets right back in his shitty car to go back to Long Island from Hollywood... Once he makes it home a month later, he crawls into his bed, gets barely four hours of sleep, and gets right back in his shitty car to drive right back to Hollywood from Long Island.. ... Wash, rinse, repeat.

Nice to know Wookie Mantzoukas and I had similar dumbassery by locking keys in our cars after running out of gas. '89 Honda Civic...

I'm going to bring up the lack of hard boiled eggs available in my neighborhood.

Poor Giamatti seemed to tear up a lot during this episode. ... Loser. EDIT: Hahahahaha! Just got to the point where Paul is talking about his odd body shape, radar, and having to fly. Too funny! Bravo James A. on your quick wit and improv. Hilarious... I just want that clip to be a Best Of. .. Now I'm tearing up.

So... ... Now that Leo has done the fifth and sixth edition version.... Does that mean the 2017 version of Suicide House will have... maybe the seventh and final version. :|

... Only Reggie Watts is licensed to use a modulator. It's in the CBB Bill of Rights While Wearing Tights: Article XXVI: Thou shall not ask a question before the floor is open. Article XXVII: Only Reggie Watts can use a voice modulator. Article XXVIII: Jarles shall always be Classic Jarles.

Full on C- episode. This ep just builds and builds to a crazy end.

Oh man I cannot wait for this episode. Being my birthday and all, I might as well start listening to this now.

Only 11:30 in and am being sooooo careful drinking my coffee. Holy shit - this is just too funny.

Order of The Keepers? ... About time there was some representation for my lost/stolen Trapper Keeper from the 80's.

Hahahaha! This is awesome. Hitler & Adam's quote are nice touches!