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let's see just that this hillbilly is made of....yup just as we thought ,they're made of moonshine and earthworms.

I swear on Paul Bunyan's beard that I didn't kill that lumberjack!

By the power invested in me I now pronounce you man and mannequin, you may now dry hump the bride.

quick someone get a medic! the modern major general has been mauled by the surgeon general!

witness the passion,the magic and the impressive cleavage of Cirque Du Soliel Moon Frye

I'm so piss poor I piss poorly into the pea cup I pee in, because I don't have a pot to pee in! And....welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

Pencils come with erasers but your penis doesn't, yeah that's right...let that just sink in.

will someone please explain just what the heckapotimus is going on around here????

From now on, please keep all your inside jokes outside,they keep peeing on the rug.

If you can't stand the heat you probably shouldn't have been born a pizza.

Get your damn, greasy, dish pan hands off my thighs grandma!

whenever you build a pancake man never forget his bacon mustache. welcome to comedy bang bang

set your hair dryers to stun you damn dirty apes! It's Comedy Bang Bang!

I've never kicked a kitten that didn't deserve it...oh hi welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

any republication or rebroadcast of this podcast without the written consent of comedy bang bang will result in death by firing squad.

A double homicide is only awkward if you make it awkward....now wave goodbye to your grandparents Susan. Oh,hello there! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

Johnny 5 is alive!!! But Steve Gutenberg sadly is not, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

Houston we have a problem...Both Austin and San Antonio are pregnant and we're to blame!

Farts are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

Welcome to Hobo Island I'm your host Scott AwkwardPants and things are about to get real messy!