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    The Beastmaster (1982)

    Worth noting that Dar's romantic interest in this movie is his cousin.
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    The Golden Child (1986)

    They should absolutely do this movie, it's fun and terrible at the same time. I also owned this movie on VHS as a kid so i've probably seen this movie over 30 times at least. I can pretty much play the entire movie in my mind scene for scene.
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    The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)

    Only redeeming thing about this movie was Garbage's Push It being on the soundtrack which I still blast unabashedly from my car to this day.
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    Rock-A-Doodle (1991)

    Very bizarre movie all around. From the same era that brought us equally inexplicable animated films like The Pagemaster and Rover Dangerfield.
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    Rock-A-Doodle (1991)

    I recently re-watched both The Jetsons Movie and The Jetstones Meet The Flintstones and I had similar revelations.
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    Twisted Pair (2018)

    Unfortunately he actually hired struggling actors and actresses for at least this and Fateful Findings. I remember seeing the teenage girl in Fateful Findings on an episode of The Goldbergs.
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    Carnosaur (1993)

    yea my child brain wasn't ready for that ending. It'd be the equivalent of B.D. Wong knocking down a door and murdering Allen, Ellie and Ian at the end of the movie.
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    Carnosaur (1993)

    Released just before another dinosaur related movie you may have heard about called Jurassic Park, somehow this one just didnt generate the same box office buzz. Oddly enough it stars Dianne Ladd, Laura Derns mother. Who I guess was trying to out dinosaur-movie her daughter. It didnt work out as planned.....
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    A Sound of Thunder (2005)

    He seems like a dude who has a really good sense of humor. And he probably has the Samuel L. Jackson approach where he will take any role as long as he gets his minimum met. Theres never a movie he's in where he doesn't appear to understand the movie he's making, good and bad.
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    Carnosaur (1993)

    Have to bump this, Diane Ladd gives birth to a dinosaur at one point in the movie.
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    Iron Eagle (1986)

    This is such a weird movie. It's oddly jingoistic while at the same time not portraying the military in at all a good light. Also the sheer list of and volume of crimes committed throughout the movie is staggering. The kid stole military fighter jets and engaged in open warfare against another nation and not only does he receive no punishment, he gets rewarded for it.
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    Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)

    She kind of reminds me of John C. Reilly, it was pretty late in his career before he was getting cast in roles that really showed his strengths as a comedic actor. Alot of his earlier roles are along the lines of the one he played in The River Wild.
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    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Charity Episode)

    Was this the one where he re-purposed scenes from The Island and just inserted Transformers into them?
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    Drowning Mona (2000)

    Just a goddamn strange movie all around. From every car in the movie being a fucking Yugo to their unfortunate decision to put Jamie Lee Curtis in a horrendous mullet wig, or even William Fichtner using the Wheel of Fortune board game as a sex toy. Not too mention that everyone in this movie apart from Devito's character are wholly unlikable. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/drowning_mona/
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    Drowning Mona (2000)

    Bump for Drowning Mona, this movie came out pretty close to One Night at McCool's which was another comedy that used Rashomon style storytelling. The best thing about this movie to me is how they clearly told everyone in hair and makeup that their job was to make every character look as horrendous possible.
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    Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)

    Have to bump this movie, the script appears to be written by someone who clearly didn't like one of their teachers and used this opportunity to write some kind of revenge fantasy.
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    Twisted Pair (2018)

    I watched this start to finish last night and it's raised a couple of questions like, who gave him permission to film at the community college? Because due to the fact that he filmed at their almost exclusively at night and everytime he was inside the building it didn't appear that he had permission to turn on any of the interior lights, which almost makes it seem like he just broke in and filmed there. The alternative would be that someone in the drama dept who was cast in the movie allowed him in which would also be hilarious. I don't think they'll call him during one of the shows, I know Huebel was on board but the idea was making Jason uncomfortable. They talked about it on RedLetterMedia, that the biggest danger to Breen's career is him becoming self-aware of what he's doing and start leaning into it way too heavily like Tommy Wiseau.
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    Twisted Pair (2018)

    Thats the best part of their foreplay, they go to incredible lengths to involve an innocent homeless man in their sex games. Also it's more than a little terrifying that this is how Breen views as some fun roleplay that couples might get into. Or is it like a metaphor for how that even though they were married they never really knew each other because in the end she was a double agent for Cuzzx?
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    Twisted Pair (2018)

    I was just thinking about I Am Here... Now and i'm torn on who would win. Cade may be a Hybrid Alien Intelligence but he appears to be an actual god in I Am Here... Now.
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    I Am Here... Now (2009)

    Bumping this because of Fateful Findings. This and Twisted Pair are tied for my favorite of all his movies, theres just so many great performances in this one. The kid who falls the bike, the enviromental activists/sex workers, every single one of the burnt down neighborhood mafia, and those are all on top of the masterclass performance from Breen.
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    Domestic Disturbance (2001)

    Its amazing how a doctor faking medical trials and then hiring his one armed fishing buddy to assassinate multiple people including an in his prime Harrison Ford is somehow less nonsensical than this reboot.
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    Domestic Disturbance (2001)

    LOOOOVED the scenes where Vince Vaughn is intimidating the son. He's so over the top and arch its just a shame he doesnt have a moustache to twirl.
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    Major Payne (1995)

    This movie would have been much more enjoyable had David Lynch directed it.
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    Antitrust (2001)

    Thats almost the exact plot of The Net.
  25. If only to talk about Pierce Brosnan as a fucking Centaur.
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