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And with the fashion Montage we learn that his closet is filled with a variety of styles. Leading me to think that Wiley is going through a Rose\ Color of Night situation.

This movie plays out like any other sports movie from the era. They just forgot to write the part about the youth center getting bought by the preppy kids father. Add that in and this movie suddenly makes a million times more sense.

No one called out Jack Black for being a terrible goalie eithet. It's not like Mitchell wasn't telegraphing the shot he was about to take.

So just a few glaring omissions for me. Number one is no one pointing out the fact that Seth Green was channelling Claire Danes from My So Called Life. Also weird was Wiley assuming someone with the name Mitchell Goosen would be an accomplished fighter. Or being upset that Mitchell didn't throw a punch, despite the fact that he wasn't exactly making any effort to defend himself. I can only speculate what June's thoughts on this are vis a vis being a man etc. Or how about that even though Mitchell and Verne Troyers significant other made up, it doesn't address the fact that he's still going to bounce in a few months. All jokes a salad, this episode was the cats meow. Paul had his work cut out for him with the absence of June and Jason and he delivered in spades.

Oh thank goodness. Surf Ninjas is something ive already regretfully seen multiple times due to HBO airing movies like this every three hours for days straight. I'm all down to watch Groot snowboard or zip line. I just sure as hell don't want to pay theater prices on this.

Ugggghh, I wish they'd waited. The thought of wasting $16.00 to see this theatrically makes me sad.

After finding out about Milo and Otis and having my childhood memories destroyed,i've made it a point to try and avoid any movies with animals as a lead.

Sharon Stone was the original pick for Harriet, but I guess she didn't want to be outdone by Mike Myers with his dual roles and wanted to play both Harriet and Rose. It's hard to imagine how unrecognizable this movie would have been had they gone that route.

What are the odds that Guillermo Del Toro got the name for The Devils Backbone after watching this movie?

Also I cant wait to hear Jason talk about all the sexual tension that was coming through during the hockey scene. After Jack tackles Mitchell he sits there for a full beat with his hand on Mitchell's chest. Its fucking crazy.

This is a very fun movie if you dont at all think about it. Any level of scrutiny and it all starts falling apart though.

Shane Mcdermott. You all had me thinking I was losing my fucking mind for a second.

It wasnt a movie but Toonstruck was a very fun adventure game.

Any movie with a character called Crutchy is worth being discussed.

Well the reviews are in, this is a very fucking dumb but watchable movie. It has all the makings of a classic HDTGM episode.

I also love Vicky.

I am forced to retroactively take back my complaint about the beat poem, as reading the soundtrack led me to the track name "This Poem Sucks" as performed by Mike Myers. He clearly knew what he was doing there. I do maintain that i'd rather the team cover more enjoyable and watchable movies that have flaws rather than some of the more obvious trainwrecks they've done. Deep Blue Sea, Face/Off, Con-Air, The Fast and Furious movies, Crank etc. are far more enjoyable episodes to me because its much more fun when they actually have a good time watching the movie. Rather than some of the hunks of shit they've also covered and the episodes basically start to devolve into them all just saying the movie is garbage in so many words.

I really can't even describe how much joy it would bring me to see this movie get discussed on this podcast. Its one of those movies that was made to be covered on shows like this.

But I would argue that it is an earnest rom-com for a majority of the movie. Its only the last 20 min when shit goes off the rails and it becomes something else. But before Rose is revealed as the killer and she does that badass Jack Palance impersonation with the axe, its really just a pretty typical rom-com. Like if they had Rose attempting to kill Charlie off throughout the movie it would have made a bit more sense to me. The scene where Anthony LaPaglia is interrogating Harriet while he hears the axe chopping above him is so different than anything else in the movie.

See thats interesting, in the beginning they're explaining how he arbitrarily dumps women and then makes up really lame excuses as to why it was them and not him. I found it really hard not to dislike him in this movie after that. The scene later where he's a dick to Debi Mazar just made me double down on my dislike for his character.

I also still like this movie, I just think theres alot wrong with it. Also I'll be disappointed if no one gives me shit for using the phrase "beat poetry song", because i've earned it.

Damn you all, you've forced my hand now I must vociferously defend my recommendation. -Mike Myers as Charlie is easily the least likable character of the entire movie. -Charlie performs his god awful " Woman, Woman, Woman" poem 4 times in this movie. -The scene introducing Charlie to Harriet is him walking into a busy butcher shop and just wandering behind the counter to tell Harriet that he can help out. And she, in violation of every sanitation and labor regulation known to man, agrees. He then proceeds to violate any and all safety hazards and actively terrorizes her customers. I just want you all to take a moment to think about how you would react if someone you hadnt met before but was interested in you sexually decided to wander into your place of employment, jump behind the counter or desk and proceed to goof off during the busiest part of your day. -Her loft is fucking massive and in San Francisco. The thought that a single self-employed butcher is making enough to afford that place is mindboggling. -A third of the way through the movie Myers and LaPaglia take a field trip to Alcatraz and for no reason. Just two grown ass men deciding to take a tour in the middle of the afternoon. - The scene immediately after is a delightful combination of flashforward/flashback montage. Where they intermingle scenes of their first date along with the next couple of months. It makes zero sense. -Harriet despite apparently not wanting anyone to know or ask her about her previous relationships as they appear to trigger bad memories for her, goes ahead and creates shrines for every dude that she thought left her on their honeymoon. And not a tiny little shoebox filled with keepsakes or pictures. No, she creates massive wall art all around her apartment and then gets uncomfortable when Charlie asks about them. If she's so uncomfortable why the fuck is it prominently displayed around the loft. -Charlie apparently makes a living performing the same beat poetry song every weekend. -Harriet is also unaware that a National Enquirer that mentions one of her ex-husbands by name, is floating around insinuating she's a black widow. -Harriet also makes the decision to bring all 7 of her previous wedding bands hidden in makeup powder to her honeymoon night. Anthony LaPaglia, Alan Arkin, Mike Myers playing the origins of Fat Bastard are a highlight of this movie. As are the cameos of Charles Grodin, Steven Wright, and Phil Hartman. Although very enjoyable this movie bombed financially and wasnt well received by critics when it released. I maintain that theres alot wrong with this movie. The fact that its incredibly watchable even now makes it even more viable.

All the selected movies were great, but my favorite movie of the year was easily Hunt for the Wilderpeople. I'll take solace in the fact that it didnt get nominated by remembering that Marvel was smart enough to let him direct the next Thor movie.

This is such an obscure movie that I doubt they'd ever cover it. That being said this movie is fucking garbage and they should 100% do this movie.

Going through Eberts old reviews is really something to behold. I remember my mind being blown after reading his 3/4 star review for Money Talks.