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Ax 'Em (1992)

By GiantRobotSexMonster, May 2, 2013 in Bad Movie Recommendations

Balki report: There is one Balki. His name is Bartokomous. He lives in a balcony.

By GiantRobotSexMonster, December 20, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Heydongban....I hab a cold

By GiantRobotSexMonster, September 8, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Albano vs Ferrigno vs Bega: Whoever wins, they're all Lou's.

By GiantRobotSexMonster, August 25, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which as they kiss consume: the sweetest honey Is loathsome..

By GiantRobotSexMonster, October 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Brothers and sisters; I have none, but this man's father is...

By GiantRobotSexMonster, October 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The new 1986 Buick Riviera features an impressive 142 hp V6 engine, 4-wheel disc brakes,

By GiantRobotSexMonster, April 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

How is THIS not a thing yet?

By GiantRobotSexMonster, September 28, 2015 in Hollywood Handbook

For the last time, people; whales aren't fish, they're dinosaurs or monsters or some shit

By GiantRobotSexMonster, September 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, still flush it down, you disgusting hippie.

By GiantRobotSexMonster, September 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'd like to buy the world a Coke, because I have $8 billion burning a hole in my pocket.

By GiantRobotSexMonster, September 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If your name is Stan, and no one calls you "Stan the Man", you must be some kind of sad, pathetic loser.

By GiantRobotSexMonster, September 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Everything that has ever happened is in the past - I can't believe you're still hung up on that stuff.

By GiantRobotSexMonster, September 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

YOLO SWAG = Your Onions Look Overcooked, So We'll Ask Gary

By GiantRobotSexMonster, September 18, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I only ever dream of amusement parks

By GiantRobotSexMonster, September 18, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In some cultures it's considered stupid and juvenille to keep the sticker on your baseball hat, but in other cultures there are no baseball hats.

By GiantRobotSexMonster, October 4, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The following catchphrase was NOT brought to you by AprilFoolsRebel:

By GiantRobotSexMonster, July 8, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If I could take a free vacation to anywhere in the world,...

By GiantRobotSexMonster, July 8, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A sandwich just isn't a sandwich...

By GiantRobotSexMonster, July 1, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm watching wrestling and drinking Hi-C fruit punch...

By GiantRobotSexMonster, June 12, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I don't want to sound racist...

By GiantRobotSexMonster, May 2, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I don't want to sound racist, but I'm really enjoying this warm weather.

By GiantRobotSexMonster, April 18, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Wakka-Wakka-Wakka! Let's all shave Chewbacca!

By GiantRobotSexMonster, April 12, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hello and welcome, everyone, to Earth-2! This is Hilarity Boom-Boom, and I'm your host, Scot Aukermann (spelled different, sounds the same)

By GiantRobotSexMonster, April 12, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

"Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I'm a half-Filipino/half-inuit albino pansexual pescatarian of the B'Hai faith..

By GiantRobotSexMonster, March 12, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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