Bernard_Shakey

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush - but now you have salmonella because according to wikipedia: "The bacteria lives in their intestines."

By Bernard_Shakey, July 31, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Moma said there'd be days like this. What she failed to mention were all these poisonous night snakes!

By Bernard_Shakey, July 19, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• #hash

The early worm may get the worm but I heard Matt Gourley confirmed, that worm has germs!

By Bernard_Shakey, June 20, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Pick this one Scott

Is this something; "Be still my fart?"

By Bernard_Shakey, June 14, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The worst part of waking up - is Troll jizz in your cup.

By Bernard_Shakey, May 25, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I've never seen Shampoodler and TheVoblex in the same room! Just sayin'.

By Bernard_Shakey, May 23, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• InfoWars

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know because of my severe sewer rat allergy.

By Bernard_Shakey, May 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Pulp Friction?

I just read the book "Of Mice and Men," but to be honest, I don't think mice wrote any of it.

By Bernard_Shakey, April 28, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• #Foam

I was locked out of the CBB forums and all I got was this lousy catchphrase.

By Bernard_Shakey, April 25, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Hot Topic Tags

Possession is nine tenths of the law. A pot-session is nine tents on the lawn.

By Bernard_Shakey, April 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• eh

Hell hath no fury like a woman corned, Colfax McLiverneck.

By Bernard_Shakey, April 7, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Tribute

If at first you don't suck seed, try sucking the stems.

By Bernard_Shakey, April 7, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It is a far, far better, better thing, thing that, that I, I do, do than, than I, I have, have ever, ever done, done.

By Bernard_Shakey, April 6, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• twice for emphasis

Whatever happened to baby "justinmh05?"

By Bernard_Shakey, April 6, 2017 in Comedy Bang Bang

• R.I.Possible

Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages...

By Bernard_Shakey, April 5, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• gross

You've heard of Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics, but I bet you never heard his Fourth Law which was mostly just how to clean their robotic sex holes.

By Bernard_Shakey, December 9, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• TruthBomb

These violent delights have violent ends - and a chewy nougat center!

By Bernard_Shakey, December 9, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• WestPlace

You know what else is part of a complete breakfast? ...

By Bernard_Shakey, December 1, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ground Control to Major Tom...

By Bernard_Shakey, November 28, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• poppin tags

The best-laid plans of mice and men, often go awry. Usually it's the mice, and they're all like, "Oh my god, was that tonight? I forgot we had plans."

By Bernard_Shakey, September 13, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• pop some tags

"You Suck It Out of a Bone"

By Bernard_Shakey, September 6, 2016 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

• Adam Scott

Due to the Coriolis Effect, in Australia, podcasts are listened to counter clock-wise.

By Bernard_Shakey, August 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Down Under yermom

They say "the best is yet to come"...

By Bernard_Shakey, August 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Im Just Sayin

Violence erupted at the comedy club when writer J.D. Salinger unexpectedly threw a book at a performer onstage...

By Bernard_Shakey, July 19, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• #ObviousJoke

My least favorite Ninja Turtle is the yellow one, Hank. His weapons are just pool noodles and he doesn't even like pizza.

By Bernard_Shakey, July 13, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• TMNT