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As far as circle jerks go, this ones the circliest.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Petition for Phish to start their tour with "Tube" jam in honor of Harris Wittels
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Most of the time he goes unnoticed unless he's wearing his Al Hirt t-shirt.
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Live taping of UTU2TM at SF Sketchfest - Fri, Feb 6th
By Bernard_Shakey, in U Talkin' Talking Heads 2 My Talking Head
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That's no moon. It's a space-station. Not everything is a moon Larry!
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You've never heard of chef Melanie M. Falcon? She's the chef that made the lettuce wrap with less than twelve parsnips.
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Jane's good-n-all, but can she talk to my misty monkey?
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It's like I told my friend Andy Dufresne: You either get busy living, or or get Busy Philipps. ...She's great in everything.
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My anaconda don't want none, unless you are willing to teach said anaconda about double negatives and proper grammar.
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My future's so bright I have to wear diabetic compression stockings.
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I have that Mary Lou Retton disease, where I can recall where I was on any day in the past and also I'm good at Gymnastics.
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Fool a man into eating a fish, you shame him for a day. Teach a man to fool his own fish, you shame both the fish and it's foolish fish family.
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I've heard of beating a dead horse, but HEATING A BED VIA TAUNTAUN INTESTINES?
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I've heard of the Higgs Boson, but JASON BIGGS AND BRIAN POSEHN?
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I've heard of the God Particle, but POD GARTICLES?
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...and then that's when I came up wth the idea of warm soap.
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People who say: "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", have never tried my world famous crippling depression with suicide sauce.
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First Elvis Presley, then Paul Reiser. Who's gonna die next. They say it happens in threes.
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I almost forgot about National Elvis Catchphrase Week. Here's mine:
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I joined Squarespace for the Getty images but can't find one single picture of my favorite Golden Girl.
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