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Dont you mean, it would be perrrrrrrrfect for the show?

I wondered that too, never really thought about it while the movie was playing because its a constant stream of shit, but thinking about it afterwards I had no fucking idea what she did other then a. it obviously paid well, and b. it involved clients.

So I finally watched this thing, and just wrote a few notes as I did --------- God damn, so much hugging Does this school have a graffiti class? I thought everyone called her Lol…so far everyone has called her Lola So wait, why were Shit Dick 3 and her late to school? Were we supposed to see that? They just got called into the principals office for no reason and said it was a funny story why they were late…but they never explain… Nice Nivea product placement when they're ogling the trig teacher No really, eating a baguette during class is not funny…especially not as something a character does in a movie Did this therapist go to the same school as the woman in Temptation, also what was the point of that scene Should we have been privy to the scene of the mom getting a ticket? Also, court dates usually don’t happen like the day you get the ticket…and she was JUST driving, she could have got the registration done well before going to court, right? So why is she hitching a ride with a dude on a motorcycle? Oh hey, its the The Plague So, does this take place in high school, or grade school? Whats with that stupid volleyball push These scenes are all like 20 seconds long and pointless What is with the crappy across-the-train-tracks-flirting So they're gonna roofie the grandma so they can party…at the party where the grandma is perfectly cool with them drinking and hooking up already? So these kids use the hip young texting lingo, but they still use punctuation like they're gonna be graded on their IM's? nice graffiti that just says “Poop!” God damn that Shit Dick 1 is like the second coming of Shelly from Friday the 13th part 3, maybe he’ll be dead by the end of this? Can these people have a conversation with each other without lining up in a row and touching each other? Nothing has happened in the last 20 minutes but stupid people misunderstanding something other stupid people are doing with other stupid people, god damn these people are stupid I hope this movie turns into If Looks Could Kill French people are weird, yo So is Lloyd’s only purpose in the movie so they can say they had a black guy in it? Has he had anything to do with anything outside of the opening voice over? Wow, so there was like…no reason for the Paris trip? In any other movie wouldn't that be where the climax and some real stuff would have went down? Here its like, oh ya went shopping the other day, got some yogurt, went to Paris for a bit, then went down and got a new case for my iphone. Really wish “Meet me half way” from over the top was playing during her letter to her mom 1hr25m in…and people still only really call her Lola Damn, his band is really bringing it for the finals of the battle of the bands…Im not sure what "it" is that they're bringing, but Stallone better watch out ---------------- Speaking of the band, I guess they had a subliminal effect on me, because about an hour or so after watching this I kinda had the urge to watch the Quiptrack of "The Covenant" again, and then wanted to listen to this:

So just rewatched this again, thought Id highlight some of the sexy side of The Stabilizer (on the note of sex and The Stabilizer, I did kinda forget about the 2 rape scenes, luckily there's things in the scenes to take your focus off of them, like a huge poster sized picture of The Stabilizer in a mesh shirt brandishing a gun that's mounted on his bedroom wall and is prominently featured in what looks to be a shrine to himself, but content warning incase anyone wants to watch the movie and is disturbed by it. ) Anyway, here, the evil Greg Rainmaker shows how to pleasure a lady. And this shows the kind of class you get from a movie like The Stabilizer

I guess I'm going to be in the minority then and say I thought Dolly Parton was actually pretty bland in this (also, in the opening number she totally looked like an albino). Her character was, as every other character said, no fun. Her singing was ok though, but I actively hate country (so I guess the fact I didn't actually hate it could be a testament to how good it was.) Also the opening amateur night guys song about the girl dying in a thresher or whatever kinda reminded me of this tragic song. So, despite the fact I didn't actually like Dolly Parton in this, or the music, or any other characters or actors, overall this was still a fun movie to watch. Also I just googled (with quotes) "mice fucking on cotton" to see if its a more common phrase than I thought, and only found discussion of this episode, and a Gawker article from 2004 about the Billboard Music Awards.

Dont you mean, this movie is bananas? Also, I dont think thats right, I just watched the homecoming scene again, and they said nothing of the sort. He is introduced, however, to one of his professors at that party (she asked if Alan could continue his studies.)

So if you went to a 24 Hours of Lemons race, you'd feel right at home They got Jurassic Park jeeps; And deloreons...kinda Hell, they even got the boat from Jaws Also, I have black rims on my car, they're stock wheels and I didnt want to pay for hubcaps (when I bought it, it had red rims, so bought cheap stock wheels off ebay.)

Somehow I dont think this is the most aerodynamic race car in the world (although, seeing as it comes from the 24 Hours of Lemons, its not the least aerodynamic race car either somehow.)

From what I understand, the movie was putting forward that whatever ticking-time-bomb of a spinal cord abnormality he had magically allowed him to telepathically link with the monkey.

Not sure if you are alluding to this or not...but there is actually gonna be a sequel - http://www.christianpost.com/news/gods-not-dead-2-is-in-the-works-says-pure-flix-film-studio-ceo-128263/

To me, especially when shes in the apron and giving him a sponge bath at about 50 minutes, she looked like the 4 armed chef in the Star Wars Holiday Special.

It's the battle of the bland narrators, most the movie is exposition, either from one character to another, or the characters taking turns narrating the movie. If you do watch it though, there is a Rifftrax for it, so that would help.

So after watching this again again, I tried to see if any of the songs from the soundtrack had any DDR/Stepmania files (unfortunately not), but something that kind of struck me about the soundtrack; Arguably the theme song of this movie is "Believe in the Beat", it was in the trailer, it started the movie off, it was sung triumphantly at the end, it encapsulates the whole jive of the film, but buried 55 minutes into the film, for like a minute or so was the song 'Electric Boogaloo' and has nothing to do with anything...so why go with that? They just liked the name (i mean why not), did 'Boogaloo Shrimp' (aka Turbo) stick his tongue in an outlet on the set of the first one and they just wanted to make fun of him?

Think that was just the first one, don't remember seeing him in this one, it does have Ice-T though, and randomly people in the Tor Johnson halloween masks.

So I just looked at imdb, and apparently this was released the same year as the first Breakin' ... strike while the iron's hot I guess? (Breakin came in May, Breakin 2 in December) And to go full 80's, Shabadoo (aka Ozone in the movie) was also on an episode of the Super Mario Bros Super Show, I believe he taught Luigi some moves? (its been a few months since I watched that episode, and don't quite remember)

Going into this I was kinda expecting a poor mans Fireproof...but this is way worse. This is borderline unwatchable. When she goes jogging with the guy in the park, am I the only one who thought it looks like he's wearing pantaloons? I liked the reveal of who whatserfaces ex is, where instead of trying to form any kind of words, he just shrieks JUDITH!!!!!!!!! in her face over and over. ... ...This could have easily been about 15-20 minutes right? Like, what was the point of most the scenes? Did anything apart from like the 1 or 2 major events in this movie ever happen?

Things to like about the movie: The fashion (so many mid-rifts bared, drum majorette uniforms for dudes, poofy pants) The way they refer to doing some break dancing as 'getting off' The way whitey seems to trip all over their words when referring to the uhh, err, ehh, those people, at the community center. The magical realism it uses, like how Turbo's many broken bones heal with the power of music, Ozone's ability to summon people with the power of music...basically the power of music can do pretty much anything. Ozone's rainbow sheets on his little bed in his shack he always wears his pants unzipped on. Break dance fighting Exotic foods, like chicken cordon bleu The fashion, again (so much neon, raccoon tails, handcuff belts, and neon) Oh no! Turbo fell down those stairs for so long he aged about 20 years: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axnZ_bKl6lA Things not to like about this movie....cant think of a damn thing, maybe the stupid kid? --- Why did Ozone need Electrorock's juice? --- I've watched this movie a whole crapload of times (thanks to Gymkommentary's free rifftrax - http://gymkommentary.blogspot.com/2008/01/gymkommentary-2-breakin-2-electric.html )

Not only that, but she eventually burns her friends to side with Dice, and gets lost in her success and basically drops them...until Dice and her break up, in which case she shows up at their door crying to be all "Hey girls, time to make your stupid lives all about me again!"

My top 5 suggestions would be Friday the 13th Part 5 - tried to be a comedy but isnt funny, tried to be a horror but wasnt scary, tried to be a Friday the 13th movie...but without Jason. Has notable lines like "This shitbox is gross", "crap my ass!" "you big dildo, eat yer fucking slop.", its classy. Friday the 13th Part 3 - In this touching tale, Jason gets his iconic mask...by randomly deciding to take it from one of the worst characters ever who just happened to have it for no reason. Also has the worst biker gang ever, the worst hippies ever, and its in crappy 80s TTTHHHRRREEE DDD!!!!! My Bloody Valentine (1981) - whats more horrifying than a podunk Canadian mining town, full of stupid kids full of beer and angst, at the scariest time of year...Valentines Day. Frogs - as the title implies its a horror movie about frogs...giant killer frogs? nope, just regular ol frogs. The frogs do nothing, btw. They score 0 kills of their own, pose no threat, and do nothing the entire movie, why is this movie called Frogs? Also, has a mustache-less Sam Elliot. After Last Season - I dont even know what the fuck. Might not be interesting to watch (its like if Tommy Wiseau made a syfi original movie with a budget which just about covered the cost of a license for Powerpoint), but could be interesting trying to make sense of it.

tbh I didn't really have fun with this movie (episode was great though), most the characters were just either so horrible or so bleh, and stuff didnt even really happen, i mean stuff happened i guess but it just kind of was there. Maybe its just cause I've watched 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun' and 'Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo' waaaay too many times that I kind of expect more stupid craziness and ham-handed shmacting in a stupid dance movie? --- anyway: The band Jackie was in kinda reminded me of a way worse version of Dragon Sound. Also, as he says, his "hey there's a guy out here who wants to meet you, let me exaggeratedly go and get him in an overlong and unfunny moment" gag is one of his BEST pickup lines...so much so he uses it with Jackie at one point later in the movie. Also at the fancy party that Travolta goes to instead of the date with Jackie, it gives a pan up on Laura thats like 'check out this hottie whos looking particularly hot this night', but shes just in a droopy white pantsuit with her hair in a big ratty bun, even for the early 80s its bad, she looks like Leia after going through the trash compactor. And Travolta's face through this whole movie looks like hes going to murder whoever he's looking at. This movie had so many cuts to other people's faces looking at someone else. To kinda go with the whole "there's no conflict" thing of this movie, it almost wants to set up that he has opening night jitters, he's sweaty and weird in his dressing room, obviously nervous, jokes that he needs another week before he's ready...and then its never an issue and he makes 0 mistakes during performance other than being an asshole.

I occasionally watch the rifftrax for Glitter after the MST3k for Girl in the Gold Boots, because they're basically the same movie, except Glitter is way worse.

The main issue, is apparently (according to sites that pander to the same people this movie does), this is supposed to be a comedy...which just adds another layer of horribleness, as in addition to it being an all around crappy movie, it's a failed comedy. Oh, also, the main character's name is "Christian White"...seriously, god damn this movie.

That can't be real, can it? I mean, ya Kirk Cameron is a Certified Grade A dumb-dumb...but thats incredibly bad even by his standards (it honestly makes Fireproof look straight up deep and well acted.) Is that like a joke trailer he made for like April Fools day or something? (Even his voice over was feeling like it was trying for goofiness in parts, or maybe his smugness just sounds goofy to me, which is pretty likely.) Maybe he's just not trying anymore? Like really, why would you bother, just put whatever dreck you can squeeze into a camera on the screen and the same people who bought Fireproof, or Monumental or any of the other recent crap based off a right wing chain-email, will line up to buy it. He must know he has no hope of reaching any new audience, and so is in full on pander mode, trying to do the least amount of effort because he knows it will have the same amount of gain? Or maybe he knows and acknowledges he's bad, even in the eyes of his target audience, and is trying to get 'in' on the joke, which never goes well (i.e. Birdemic 2). Is he trying to make this intentionally bad because he heard about Sharknado and thought he could make his crappy movie with its crappy message a thing? I'm genuinely confused by this movie, especially the trailer...I agree I don't want to see it done for the show...but I have questions.

I've seen a lot of people mention this, and maybe it's just me, but I had no god damned clue what anybody was named in this movie other than Fin. People just kinda showed up for like 30 seconds, did something or another and we never heard from them again. Even the rest of the main cast I don't ever remember anyone saying their names, or cared about any of the characters enough to remember. Maybe it's just me. Also, with the flamethrowers and what such a good idea it was...that was after those very characters had witnessed and been assaulted by a flaming shark, that was on fire a lot, like more than a spritzing from a super soaker would manage, and it was fine...if anything it's menace had been increased. Also the plastic nozzle of the super soaker would have melted and closed up, in all the super soaker to flame thrower conversions I've seen, you have to put in a new, usually metal, nozzle.

Was it a law that if you're making a movie about muscle-bound guys who take care of rich peoples snotty children you have to get Mother Love to be the sassy cook?