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  1. JosephSchmo
    If you're so smart, why don't you try pickling the snozberry?
  2. JosephSchmo
    Disclaimer: Nothing said in this episode is intended to imply that any of the panelists do not love, respect, and adore Beyonce.
  3. JosephSchmo
    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a porcupine holds no value at all.
  4. JosephSchmo
    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a porcupine holds no value at all.
  5. JosephSchmo
    Remember how everything in the 90's was extreme? That was exhausting.
  6. JosephSchmo
    Cock a doodle do! Cock a dew to whom?
  7. JosephSchmo
    If you're going to act like a sucker about it, I'm not going to give you back your earrings back
  8. JosephSchmo
    You can show the him your music and literature, but the cyclops is brutish and unimpressed by your culture
  9. JosephSchmo
    Werewolf dunk and werewolf drunk. High or dry, the llama cares not.
  10. JosephSchmo
    I've never bitten a mailman. Why would you even say that?
  11. JosephSchmo
    My fault? We wouldn't even be here if he hadn't rubbed the amulet.
  12. JosephSchmo
    I kind of feel like Rumpelstiltskin just would have been a more involved parent.
  13. JosephSchmo
    Provoke the carpenter and sate him with your flesh. He's had a rough day and deserves a treat
  14. JosephSchmo
    Are giraffes standard at zoos or is that something I should look into beforehand?
  15. JosephSchmo
    You bring the scissors, I'll bring the batteries. Let's save the rec center!
  16. JosephSchmo
    Do you know of one who has lately done a worthy action deserving praise and imitation or who has committed an error proper for us to be warned against
  17. JosephSchmo
    If you're here, where's all that turtle milk coming from?
  18. JosephSchmo

    G-g-g-g-g-goosefish!

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    G-g-g-g-g-goosefish!
  19. JosephSchmo
    Did you drink any of that orange juice I left you last night?
  20. JosephSchmo
    I know Lavine struggled at the one, but I'm excited to see him learn to play off-ball now that Rubio is back in the lineup.
  21. JosephSchmo
    When he sat in my Cheerios, I Edward James almost turned to a life of piracy on the high cheese.
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  23. JosephSchmo
    That's not a drone. That's a scone!
  24. JosephSchmo
    Well sure, of course, but unlike a horse, I only eat brown sugar cubes.
  25. JosephSchmo
    My problem is that she tossed a tiny dog into a full bathtub. She had no way of knowing that her brother would revert to human form.
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