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  1. JosephSchmo
    Perception is a moving target; the looking glass looks back. The looking glass looks back.
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    These are by far the most viscous jelly beans I've ever defenestrated.
  3. JosephSchmo
    It's not as many gift certificates as it looks, but i'll concede it's a lot of gift certificates.
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    I flew the plane into the second tower

    JosephSchmo replied to kindlerslist's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    This is pretty insensitive.
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    I can't say for certain that it's because of the jellyfish, but old Canadian women sure do like me a lot.
  6. JosephSchmo
    If this podcast devolves into a Lord of the Flies style throwdown, I am down. I want this guest to throw a punch so fucking bad.
  7. JosephSchmo
    You're the one who said the thing about gingivitis. All I said was that the pseudopod will dry up like a craisin in the sun
  8. JosephSchmo
    I'm not a hot saucerman. I'm a hot saucer, man.
  9. JosephSchmo
    They call me the wanderer, I roam around, around, around fucking everything. #mostlysafesex
  10. JosephSchmo
    Fail apple, fail apple, fail apple. Maple Jordan brings peace yonder hillside.
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    so i was told my daredevil shirt was racist

    JosephSchmo replied to KyleSmith's topic in How Did This Get Made?

    I don't think I would. If I were in that situation, I would think, "Who are those two weirdos with Da Vinci?"
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    so i was told my daredevil shirt was racist

    JosephSchmo replied to KyleSmith's topic in How Did This Get Made?

    Is it different in person or do I have poor eyesight? I just looked at a picture of it and Jason looks to pretty much be the same shade as June and Paul. http://store.earwolf.com/store/apparel/440/hdtgm-daredevil-t-shirt
  13. JosephSchmo
    How about you start by rubbing the peanut butter on your ear, and then we can have a conversation.
  14. JosephSchmo

    God's Not Dead

    JosephSchmo replied to JosephSchmo's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations

    At one point, a guy gets annoyed when his girlfriend tells him she has cancer.
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    WolfCop (2014)

    JosephSchmo replied to ElieB's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations

    I apologize for bombarding this thread but I can't stop. What if the Big Bad Wolfcop huffs and puffs and gets hooked on crystl meth in homage to Bad Lieutenant?
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    WolfCop (2014)

    JosephSchmo replied to ElieB's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations

    As his department rival Detective Katz looks on in jealousy.
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    WolfCop (2014)

    JosephSchmo replied to ElieB's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations

    Or the Wolfcop goes on a mission he doesn't tell his partner about. Wolfcop is about to be killed when his partner shoots the bad guy from off screen. Wolfcop looks over surprised to find backup. Humancop says, "Don't you know, wolves travel in packs."
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    WolfCop (2014)

    JosephSchmo replied to ElieB's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations

    I hope a bad guy gets his comeuppance at the hands of Wolfcop and Wolfcop says, "How do like me nooooooooowwwwwwwwwwllllllll!"
  19. JosephSchmo
    Can I kick it? Not until it's in the public domain.
  20. JosephSchmo
    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Scott Bakula did.
  21. JosephSchmo
    Once, twice, three times slim shady
  22. JosephSchmo
    Jack and Jill were fucking around on a hill
  23. JosephSchmo
    Honey crisp and bubblegum pie, drain the dreidel, drain it dry.
  24. JosephSchmo
    Bleachers are the styrofoam of air conditioners.
  25. JosephSchmo
    Holier than cows.
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